WOOF Commando Jock v5 Size Chart


How to Wear
Holding the waistband with the logos outward and the support loop hanging downward in front, step through it and pull it up and position around your waist. Stretch the support loops (the two support straps should be kept together not separated) open a bit with one hand and pull your penis through first with the other hand, and then your scrotum. Now tug the waistband up a bit according to how much lift and support you need. (Note that you don't need to remove any clothing to put this garment on, or take it off.)

Please do not pout your jock in the dryer, as heat can eventually shrink and weaken the elastic. If shrinkage occurs (for the jock) you can widen it by making it wet and wrapping around something with a large circumference while it dries, same as any of our shorts! If the fit is too loose, go ahead and dry the shit out it until isn't.


All size measurements are in inches and correlate to the waist fit of most jockstraps.

SizeFits WaistWaistband LengthPackage Loop Circumference As Sewn
S28-30278
M31-33308
L34-36338
XL37-39368
2XL40-42398

Please note that small deviations from this chart up to about 0.5" are normal due to our handmade production process. We have our robots doing more menial tasks like preparing us fresh Arnold Palmers and making sure we don't miss the next Rick & Morty.

WOOF Enhancement & Commando Support Jock v5 “Stealth Cruisers” (Pre-Order)

$36.00

Please note this is a crowdfunding kickstart campaign - this item is not in stock yet at our warehouse! Read carefully below!*

Pre-Order Batch 1 of our new 5th Generation WOOF Enhancement & Commando Support Jock! Watch this page for real-time updates and any revised expected shipping dates! Current best calculation: expect to receive these sometime in beginning of June - and most of the rest being sold out!*

Crowdfunding Campaign Goal:Funded! Our goal was to raise enough funds to order 1000 jocks and sell enough so that the sold sample size is reliable enough to determine a style & size mix for our order and this has been completed.

Available Styles/Sizes: Production order placed & fully paid so we're now at the stage where a few styles and sizes will gradually start to sell out between now and when shipping starts. Because of how many new products we're making to be available by summer, I would guess that no additional colors will be released until late summer or fall.

Current Status: Completed design specs and now in production at our factory in China! However, cost per product has increased 150% since our last batch which was actually a few years ago for this product when we ordered A LOT (pre-covid) so the full retail price has been updated accordingly.

What we know right now: Waistband and elastic production will take about 4 weeks starting from 3/27 at the loom factory, sewing the jocks by our production line about 2-3 weeks, and then a week or two for shipping and warehouse inventory for a total estimated 8-10 weeks - soooo be ready to wait boys, ok - but it's worth the wait!

WOOF Commando Jock v5 Size Chart


How to Wear
Holding the waistband with the logos outward and the support loop hanging downward in front, step through it and pull it up and position around your waist. Stretch the support loops (the two support straps should be kept together not separated) open a bit with one hand and pull your penis through first with the other hand, and then your scrotum. Now tug the waistband up a bit according to how much lift and support you need. (Note that you don't need to remove any clothing to put this garment on, or take it off.)

Please do not pout your jock in the dryer, as heat can eventually shrink and weaken the elastic. If shrinkage occurs (for the jock) you can widen it by making it wet and wrapping around something with a large circumference while it dries, same as any of our shorts! If the fit is too loose, go ahead and dry the shit out it until isn't.


All size measurements are in inches and correlate to the waist fit of most jockstraps.

SizeFits WaistWaistband LengthPackage Loop Circumference As Sewn
S28-30278
M31-33308
L34-36338
XL37-39368
2XL40-42398

Please note that small deviations from this chart up to about 0.5" are normal due to our handmade production process. We have our robots doing more menial tasks like preparing us fresh Arnold Palmers and making sure we don't miss the next Rick & Morty.

Size Chart & Fit Guide