The World's Best Surf & Turf Shorts
Want to eliminate all that pesky eye-contact? We got you buddy. Introducing our Newest WOOF Anywear™ Shorts!
WOOF Anywear™ Liner-Free Commando Swim Shorts Features
- Taking a successful design cue from our Silkies Shorts, these shorts DO NOT NEED a drawstring as they feature a stronger and wider quad-sewn elastic waistband that holds them up and reduces muffin topping
- Reduces chafing, quickly wicks sweat and moisture away, and blocks odor with our proprietary antimicrobial nylon synthetic silk - exceptional & extraordinary for the modern gentleman who goes commando, still luxurious for those whom do not
- Seamless front for freedom of swing, gusset crotch for freedom of movement, and introducing an optional attachable jock loop for support and lift!* (*Will be sold separately this summer)
- Our nylon-spandex blend stretches like you wouldn't believe, and is durable to last many years
- You don't have to have huge thighs to fill these out - our leg opening is a realistic 4-way stretch fit. And there's no inner brief - no more pinching the taint and pulling pubes!
- Exceptional flattering athletic fit no matter your body type just like everything else we make!
- No outer pockets, inner Card & Key Essentials Pouch™
- 2.5" inseam
Important: Read more here about our product development lifecycle
*Pre-Orders are not refundable prior to shipping, nor can we change your style or size selection, but the product can be returned after you receive it within 30 days according to our normal return policy - it's clothing; it happens we understand! Please note that the final product may slightly, but insignificantly deviate from our prototype as pictured. Read the complete description below and note any changes from the previous generation (if applicable) if that's what you own. Shipping dates are NOT guaranteed by any means, and may be prolonged by geo-political games, pandemics, pilot strikes, the fourth horseman of the apocalypse - who knows these days! BroBot (down below) and I will keep you updated buddy don't worry! New AI, new software, new communications in 2024!
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