YOUR WEARABLE WINGMAN

WORLD’S FIRST AND ORIGINAL CLOTHING BRAND DESIGNED ON THE INSIDE FOR GOING COMMANDO.
GUARANTEED MOST COMFORTABLE SHORTS YOU’VE OWNED OR YOUR MONEY BACK!
BlazersBlazers
ClassicsClassics
DaybreaksDaybreaks
Four AlarmsFour Alarms
+10
Brand:
BlackBlack
CalsCals
CollegiatesCollegiates
Dark AssassinsDark Assassins
+5

Men's Shorts

Mesh Gym Shorts

Brand:
BlackBlack
CalsCals
CollegiatesCollegiates
Dark AssassinsDark Assassins
+7

Men's Athletic Shorts

Mesh Training Shorts

Brand:
CommandosCommandos
DaybreaksDaybreaks
Four AlarmsFour Alarms
Natural firsNatural firs
+7
Brand:
Big RevealsBig Reveals
Captain 'MericasCaptain 'Mericas
CommandersCommanders
JavelinsJavelins
Brand:
Black's BeachBlack's Beach
CalsCals
CarnivalesCarnivales
PoolsidesPoolsides
+1

Men's Athletic Shorts

Weightless Anywear Trunks

Brand:
BlackBlack
CommandosCommandos
Dark NightsDark Nights
Sea MonstersSea Monsters
+1

Holographic Shorts

Holographic Training Shorts

Brand:
BlackBlack
GarnetGarnet
GraphiteGraphite
GunmetalGunmetal
+4

Men's Athletic Shorts

Commando-Friendly Silkies Shorts

Brand:
BlazersBlazers
Double HumpsDouble Humps
Late ShiftsLate Shifts
Roasted ChestnutsRoasted Chestnuts
+9
Brand:
LunasLunas
Sky's OutSky's Out
Solid PinesSolid Pines
SundownsSundowns
Brand:
AdmiralsAdmirals
SantorinisSantorinis
SpartansSpartans
VallartasVallartas

Men's Athletic Shorts

Weightless Anywear Shorts

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ClassicsClassics
FreshersFreshers
StonesStones
UpstreamsUpstreams
Brand:

TODAY'S PACKAGE DEALS*

The ‘Mesh Pack’ Pack

Buy at least 1 pair ANY Mesh Shorts & get a FREE Commando-Friendly Jock ($24 Value!)*

Add both items to your cart and apply code at checkout: MESHPACK24

CalsCals
Captain 'MericasCaptain 'Mericas
CollegiatesCollegiates
Dark AssassinsDark Assassins
+8

Enhancement Jockstraps

Commando-Friendly Jock

CapesCapes
MontauksMontauks

Men's Athletic Shorts

Mesh Beach Shorts

UrbanUrban
WoodlandWoodland

Men's Athletic Shorts

Nano-Mesh Training Shorts

UrbanUrban
WoodlandWoodland
BlackBlack
CalsCals
CollegiatesCollegiates
Dark AssassinsDark Assassins
+7

Men's Athletic Shorts

Mesh Training Shorts

BlackBlack
CalsCals
CollegiatesCollegiates
Dark AssassinsDark Assassins
+5

Men's Shorts

Mesh Gym Shorts

BlackBlack
CommandosCommandos
Dark NightsDark Nights
Sea MonstersSea Monsters
+1

Holographic Shorts

Holographic Training Shorts

Big RevealsBig Reveals
Captain 'MericasCaptain 'Mericas
CommandersCommanders
JavelinsJavelins

The ‘CASUAL’ Pack

Buy at least 2 pair Chino Shorts & get a FREE Photoshopped Tank ($45 Value!)*

Add all 3 items to your cart and apply code at checkout: CASUAL45

BlazersBlazers
Late ShiftsLate Shifts
Natural firsNatural firs
SquadronsSquadrons
Brand:
Polished walnutsPolished walnuts
Sun DevilsSun Devils
Head HonchosHead Honchos
Working From HomesWorking From Homes
Brand:
ClassicsClassics
FreshersFreshers
StonesStones
UpstreamsUpstreams
Brand:
LunasLunas
Sky's OutSky's Out
Solid PinesSolid Pines
SundownsSundowns
Brand:
Black's BeachBlack's Beach
Burnt Orange/WhiteBurnt Orange/White
CapesCapes
CollegiatesCollegiates
+6
Brand:

The ‘ALL PANTS’ Pack

Buy ANY 2 pair pants & get 1 FREE ($90 Value!)*

Add all 3 items to your cart and apply code at checkout: PANTS90

QUALIFYING ITEMS:

BoardwalksBoardwalks
NewportsNewports
PBsPBs
Warm SandsWarm Sands

Men's Corduroy Pants (Lined)

Corduroy Pants

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UrbanUrban
WoodlandWoodland

Men's Pants

Camo Pants

Brand:
Late ShiftsLate Shifts
Polished walnutsPolished walnuts
SquadronsSquadrons
Head HonchosHead Honchos

Men's Chino Pants (Lined)

Chino Pants

Brand:
ClassicsClassics
EmbersEmbers
Late ShiftsLate Shifts
Natural firsNatural firs
+5
Brand:

*The (not so) fine print: All package promotions exclude sale items. Cannot be applied with most storewide discounts. Subject to expiration, sometimes daily, honestly it mostly depends on when Jerry gets focused enough to update these things.

Discount must be applied and verified during checkout and strictly cannot be applied to any past or pending orders. That means don’t hit the PLACE ORDER button unless you’re sure the discount was correct! One use per customer, per promo code.

Finally, yes the following promos can can be combined with each other when valid. And we hope that you do venture out and try all of these items…come on man, you deserve it! 😉

LATEST REVIEWS

Total Reviews: 7434
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Chino Pants
October 15, 2021
5

Oh man I'm speechless you made my day buddy thank you 🙂 Yep, I love those freakin' black tees! That was kinda like my own Steve Jobs turtleneck thing to wear to work every day for like a year haha. We will soon I promise! The temporary hold up is having time and staff to resume printing the tagless labels. My garment printer has been dormant for too long though! - Jerry
Jerry - avatar Jerry
Commando-Friendly Silkies Shorts
Commando-Friendly Silkies Shorts
October 15, 2021
5

Introducing the better fitting, more flattering, silkier silkies. First our Freebologists ditched... View

I soooo feel ya on that lol...I feel naked without my phone! But putting full pockets adds 2 layers of material, making half of the shorts 3 layers thick, and not what this style is all about 😉 When I wear these it's usually when I've got a backpack with me that I have everything inside for going to and from...well it's mostly been work so far lol. But I did make the little pocket a little larger than most "coin pockets" on other shorts I own to make sure it will hold a license, debit/credit card, and at least a single key. Just the essentials! - Jerry
Jerry - avatar Jerry
Commando-Friendly Silkies Shorts
Commando-Friendly Silkies Shorts
October 15, 2021
5

Introducing the better fitting, more flattering, silkier silkies. First our Freebologists ditched... View

Hey buddy - sorry they didn't work out! The 30 day return policy is from when it is delivered to you (not from the order date) so you absolutely can return them! Maybe try a smaller size? - Jerry
Jerry - avatar Jerry
Weightless French Terry Sweat Shorts
Weightless French Terry Sweat Shorts
October 15, 2021
5

Just arrived and these fit and feel great. They may become my new everyday lounge work-from-home wear. Would love to see them make a tank or tee top to match. These shorts, like all the others Commando makes, are just so comfortable to wear.
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Commando-Friendly Silkies Shorts
Commando-Friendly Silkies Shorts
October 15, 2021
5

Introducing the better fitting, more flattering, silkier silkies. First our Freebologists ditched... View

So very comfortable, and love how they fit and feel - will be checking out the other colors. Well designed and made product!
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