WOOF Holographic Mesh™ Gym Shorts “Javelins” (FINAL SALE!)

WOOF Holographic™ Technology

Unleash the Kraken! In another world’s first for men’s shorts these shorts will, in certain light, appear to be see-through – but they are absolutely not. It’s based on a concept similar to the pin toy you may remember above. We made the inside second layer of our Nylon-Spandex Mesh with unique hole-spacing a lighter, contrasting color. The unique contours of your package will push the lighter color closer to the holes on the outer darker layer – and voila! A virtual replica of what you’re packin’ appears (and swings!) to those lucky folks around you.

Unique Antimicrobial Nylon-Spandex Mesh and Zippered Pockets make our WOOF Holographic Mesh Gym Shorts the most comfortable & functional athletic shorts in the world! Featuring a flattering tapered fit with just the right amount of length, two side stripes and a seamless horizontal leg cuff. And the drawstring elastic waist holds them right where you want them to be, while the zippered pockets holds your stuff where you need it to be with a unique phone-shaped pocket that keeps things flat against your thigh and not flopping around.

Commando Mesh™ Gym Shorts Features

• These shorts feature our newest Commando Holographic™ Technology that makes the unique contours of your package push the lighter color inner mesh layer closer to the holes on the outer darker layer, producing a noticeable “holographic” replica image of what you’re packin’ ??
• Our proprietary nylon-spandex moisture wicking mesh stretches and moves with you like no other shorts, reduces chafing and, quite honestly, makes this the most comfortable pair of shorts in the world!
• Choose your fit: order your regular gym short size for a standard, looser mesh fit; size it down for a more flattering attention-getting fit to show off the goods!
• Two side ZIPPERED vertically-aligned Phone Fit Pockets™ are designed to hold your phone or wallet more upright while standing, without them flopping around or looking…um, weird
• Liner-free; the double-layer fabric is not see-through for going commando if you so choose, but it has just the right amount of masculine reveal to lose eye contact from those around you and make you feel SAF
• Single metal eyelet in the comfortable waistband with removable metal-tipped drawstring and optional spring-loaded cord lock if you prefer not to tie it
• Cool in summer, warm in cooler weather, and quickly air-dries after workout or poolside time

Introducing Our Newest Generation of Comfort, Style & Function

Meanwhile, back at the lab our WOOFologists were tasked with yet another challenge. How can we make a new pair of shorts that combine the best features of both our previous models? Our most advanced shorts ever made, WOOF Commando Mesh™ Gym Shorts are packed with features & comfort you won’t find together in one pair of shorts anywhere else in the world! Yeah we know, pretty bold claim – but hear us out ok? ?

Featuring Securely Zipped Phone Fit Pockets™

Two side Phone Fit Pockets™ are designed perfectly vertical (not curved) to hold your phone or wallet more upright and flat against the side of your thigh, without them flopping around or looking…um, weird. Our pockets are sewn in between the two micro-mesh layers – so you don’t feel the contents so much against your skin.  And just in case a key or something sharp were to poke a hole in one of the pockets, all of it’s contents are still secure inside the shorts held in by the bottom piping. And now, each pocket can be easily secured with durable rubber-tipped zippers!

Confident & Comfortable Style

Our Commando Mesh™ Gym Shorts have an extra inch of length than our Training Shorts (while being an inch shorter than our Performance Shorts), a tapered fit, and just the right amount of length, with two side stripes and a seamless horizontal leg cuff. These shorts have a more casual feel that will look awesome whether you’re at the gym, at the bar, or out living your life. And the drawstring elastic waist holds them right where you want them to be, while the zipped pockets holds your stuff where you need it to be.