WOOF Clothing Reviews

Hey buddy, we get it. There are “appearingly similar” things (and btw in a few places counterfeit WOOF unless you buy it here) sold out there that are unfortunately cheaper but shitty quality and not stuff you'd wear all the time.

But seriously, the gear on this site is a collection of items that will instantly becomes your favorites and “go-tos”.

But you don't have to only listen to us, read through our up to the minute feed below of 100% real customer submitted reviews!

Total Reviews: 4804
Chino Shorts "Squadrons" (6" mesh-lined)
May 31, 2020
5

Casual, comfy and confident these COMMANDO Chino™ Shorts come in a Navy... View

This is a great versatile color and comfortable as hell. The soft mesh lining feels cool in the heat. Coupled with a tight fitting t shirt or short sleeve shirt and sandals you're ready for anything. Or, I'm planning on just hanging at the river or the beach shorts only. Great fit low on the waist well below my regular waist line — there's plenty to show and see above the waist and below it.
murray wellons - avatar murray wellons
Chino Shorts "Polished Walnuts" (6" mesh-lined)
May 31, 2020
5

Casual, comfy and confident these COMMANDO Chino™ Shorts come in a Deep... View

Most comfortable shorts ever. I like these shorter 5" inseam shorts. I have a 29" inseam, my weight is 180, 5'7. I tried the small and they were too tight. I've found that the medium are the right size for me after a few washes in hot water and a hot dryer. My waist is 32-33. They fit at the waist comfortably without the waist looking at all elastic. They also sit low on my hips and we all know that is a great bonus — happy trail and all with the waist sitting just above my bulge.
murray wellons - avatar murray wellons
COMMANDO Gym Shorts "Captain 'Mericas"
May 31, 2020
5

These COMMANDO Mesh™ Gym Shorts come in a Blue Mesh, Deep Red... View

I'm 180 and 5.7. My waist is 32-33 and the small fits great with plenty of room in the waist and legs. And, hands down, these are the most comfortable warm weather shorts. They feel great on the "boys" and I can swing and flop around without worrying about being called out by my neighbors.
murray wellons - avatar murray wellons
Commando Jock™ (Blue)
Commando Jock™ (Blue)
May 31, 2020
5

Our 3rd Generation Push-Up Jock has Patent Pending, Dual Anti-Roll™ & Super-Lift™ Technology for extended wear, with more lift & support than ever! It has a wide waistband to minimize love handles and muffin topping and unlike embarrassing padded briefs or inserts, this is ALL YOU buddy - even after a skeptical "grope" from a non-believer that's all they'll feel. Be prepared for skyrocketing confidence and extra attention!

Never worn anything quite like this before but definitely like it. Doesn’t feel restricting at all and puts everything front and center. Highly recommended to pair with any of the commando shorts.
Shane McChesney - avatar Shane McChesney
Chino Shorts "Polished Walnuts" (6" mesh-lined)
May 31, 2020
3

Casual, comfy and confident these COMMANDO Chino™ Shorts come in a Deep... View

If you're like me and on the edge of a size, I'd personally recommend going up a size for the chinos. The mesh shorts have more give, so the small worked well for me. However I'm definitely a M in the chinos and can't wear. Most reviews suggest going down and I risked it thinking I might need to return, but evidently didn't read clearly and returns are currently suspended. If I order again someday, may try the Medium - appreciate the quality of the build.
Jeff Querin - avatar Jeff Querin
COMMANDO Athletic Shorts "Marathons"
May 31, 2020
5

These Original Eye-Contact Eliminators™ are the world's lightest and most comfortable running, lifting, lounging, hanging, beaching, swimming...anything shorts! They're made from a unique silky-smooth but durable anti-microbial, moisture-wicking, nylon-spandex mesh that'll set your boys free in comfort nirvana. These shorts are damn near perfect for any situation where liberation is a must, and package-enhancing attention grabbing is a plus!

First of this style I’ve bought and will definitely buy again. Lots of room for moving. Not restricting and shows off everything.
Shane McChesney - avatar Shane McChesney
WOOF Weightless Mesh Tank Top "Sun Devil"
May 31, 2020
5

Need to take a load off, buddy? Well, we got your shoulders... View

Bought this to go along with the March shorts and it’s a great combo. The entire thing is so breathable. I wear them when I’m running or cycling and never feel sweaty.
Shane McChesney - avatar Shane McChesney
COMMANDO Training Shorts "Collegiates"
May 31, 2020
5

NEW!These COMMANDO Mesh™ Training Shorts come in a Navy Blue mesh, White... View

Hesitant at first to spend so much for a pair of “gym” shorts...So worth it! The boys are free and comfortable! Took other reviews and went a size smaller, the fit is perfection! Plenty of room to be active..I will have to order more! Great Job Woof!
Christopher - avatar Christopher
Chino Work Shorts "Head Honchos" (7.5" Mesh-Lined)
May 30, 2020
5

Executive Gray Stretch-Cotton Twill, lined in our silky-smooth Burgundy Nylon-Spandex Mesh.

These babies have a casual above the knee tapered fit, two side and one back (that's 3!) zippered pockets, and they're made from our world-famous odor-blocking, moisture-wicking, stretchy & utterly weightless nylon-spandex mesh with a tricot lining. It's the weekend buddy, and you just found your new favorite shorts! Better pick up two, because you won't wanna take these off...

Great Shorts for Summer and hot weather.
Love it - the color is great. One of my favorites for a hopefully long, hot summer.
Thanks Woofers for the Woof-necklace - now I feel like a REAL Ghetto "Kid" 😉
Uwe Brandt - avatar Uwe Brandt
Chino Shorts "Late Shifts" (6" mesh-lined)
May 29, 2020
5

These COMMANDO Chino™ Shorts come in a Black cotton-spandex chino twill, lined... View

Was looking for a nice pair of black shorts to replace my old pair that finally ripped and these did not disappoint! Definitely study material and super stylish.
AJ Benavides380@gmail.com - avatar AJ Benavides380@gmail.com
Chino Shorts "Natural Firs" (6" mesh-lined)
May 29, 2020
5

Casual, comfy and confident these COMMANDO Chino™ Shorts come in a Spruce... View

Just got the shorts in the mail today and they did not disappoint! Super comfy.
AJ Benavides380@gmail.com - avatar AJ Benavides380@gmail.com
COMMANDO Athletic Shorts "5Ks"
May 29, 2020
5

These Original Eye-Contact Eliminators™ are the world's lightest and most comfortable running, lifting, lounging, hanging, beaching, swimming...anything shorts! They're made from a unique silky-smooth but durable anti-microbial, moisture-wicking, nylon-spandex mesh that'll set your boys free in comfort nirvana. These shorts are damn near perfect for any situation where liberation is a must, and package-enhancing attention grabbing is a plus!

Waited for a well made quality dark short and here it is! I am pleased with my shorts as I am with all the wood products I have. Another happy customer. Mahalo!
Michael Kiyabu - avatar Michael Kiyabu