WOOF Clothing Reviews

Hey buddy, we get it. There are “appearingly similar” things (and btw in a few places counterfeit WOOF unless you buy it here) sold out there that are unfortunately cheaper but shitty quality and not stuff you'd wear all the time.

But seriously, we're different, and we stand by all of our product descriptions and claims with a 30-Day 100% Satisfaction Guarantee with full no-hassle product refund or free exchanges!* The gear on this site is a collection of items that will instantly becomes your favorites and “go-tos”.

But you don't have to only listen to us, read through our up to the minute feed below of 100% real customer submitted reviews!

Total Reviews: 3906
Commando Jock™ (Red)
Commando Jock™ (Red)
February 18, 2020
5

Our 3rd Generation Push-Up Jock has Patent Pending, Dual Anti-Roll™ & Super-Lift™ Technology for extended wear, with more lift & support than ever! It has a wide waistband to minimize love handles and muffin topping and unlike embarrassing padded briefs or inserts, this is ALL YOU buddy - even after a skeptical "grope" from a non-believer that's all they'll feel. Be prepared for skyrocketing confidence and extra attention!

Amazingly comfortable lift that doesn't move around, pinch, or irritate! At first, it was different, and then I couldn't really feel that I had it on. This creates a very noticeable "profile" that is all you.
I'll be purchasing more! This Jock will make your favorite jeans, shorts, trunks POP!!
James Llamozas - avatar James Llamozas
COMMANDO Mesh™ Training Shorts "Collegiates"
February 18, 2020
5

NEW!These COMMANDO Mesh™ Training Shorts come in a Navy Blue mesh, White... View

These shorts are very comfortable and great quality
Anthony Gomez - avatar Anthony Gomez
COMMANDO Mesh™ Gym Shorts "Dark Nights"
February 17, 2020
5

These COMMANDO Mesh™ Gym Shorts come in a Dark Black mesh, Pure... View

These shorts are very comfortable. I’m debating trying out one of the pairs of shorts.
Jacob Drabek-Scheer - avatar Jacob Drabek-Scheer
Commando Jock™ (Red)
Commando Jock™ (Red)
February 17, 2020
5

Our 3rd Generation Push-Up Jock has Patent Pending, Dual Anti-Roll™ & Super-Lift™ Technology for extended wear, with more lift & support than ever! It has a wide waistband to minimize love handles and muffin topping and unlike embarrassing padded briefs or inserts, this is ALL YOU buddy - even after a skeptical "grope" from a non-believer that's all they'll feel. Be prepared for skyrocketing confidence and extra attention!

I have used all manner of cock rings but wear time is always limited maunlt because of the pinching. This commando jock is fantastic. Easy to put on. No pinching so i can wear it comfortably all day. The hold is firm, not tight and yet my balls show no inclination to escape. Perfect under any shorts or trousers to round up your junk and thrust it forward for all to see. 😉
David Lord - avatar David Lord
COMMANDO Corduroy™ Shorts "Huntingtons"
February 17, 2020
5

We took a truly vintage Southern California style and reimagined it using the softest corduroy known to man, a button fly with two pockets, and completely lined it with a luxurious Spandex Velvet Velour that will leave your lower half in heaven!

These babies come in a Silver corduroy shell with a... View

I love theses shorts! The length, fit, design perfect!! Now.. the lining is soft and luxurious however, the lining is not too breathable... here in Houston, Texas The boys were dying of heat stroke! Lol maybe if it had some vent holes or thinner liner of the same material?!? IDK I’m still buying more just wearing them inside more lol!
waynedlg1 - avatar waynedlg1
COMMANDO Mesh™ Gym Shorts "Sun Devils"
February 17, 2020
5

These COMMANDO Mesh™ Gym Shorts come in a Maroon mesh, Gold piping... View

Great addition to my WOOF wardrobe collection. Love the zippered pockets and color combination!
Alan - avatar Alan
COMMANDO Mesh™ Training Shorts "Collegiates"
February 17, 2020
5

NEW!These COMMANDO Mesh™ Training Shorts come in a Navy Blue mesh, White... View

Great addition to my WOOF wardrobe collection. Awesome shorts, love the color combination!
Alan - avatar Alan
COMMANDO Mesh™ Gym Shorts "Dark Nights"
February 17, 2020
5

These COMMANDO Mesh™ Gym Shorts come in a Dark Black mesh, Pure... View

First - these feel amazing when you put them on. The silky feeling of the fabric against your skin might just cause a little excitement to happen - and then you’ll really see why they divert people’s eyes away from your face!! I couldn’t stop staring in my own mirror - I impressed myself!

The only thing I would add - and this isn’t a negative, just a fact - the rise in these shorts feel a bit short for me....so if you prefer a longer or are used to a longer rise - these are shorter. Which I suspect is why they make your junk pop! I’m a grower and even when ‘relaxed’ as I noted earlier - I was impressed! Buy a pair and enjoy!
Shawn Anderson - avatar Shawn Anderson
COMMANDO Chino™ Shorts "Lanterns"
February 16, 2020
5

LIMITED EDITION FALL COLLECTION! These Freeball Chino™ Shorts come in a Pumpkin cotton-spandex... View

My first pair of Woof chino shorts. Here's the thing: I expected a liner with some support, but the lining is simply that. I have a lot of heavy gauge piercings in my ballsack and could easily slip out or show up the leg. Happily I got a commando jock with my purchase. I am safe and comfortable. This is superb gear. I have already ordered another pair of chino shorts and will move onto the chino pants. I can't see myself buying anything else. I would like to see some crazy patterned materials and not just plains. I hesitated between M and L. I am at the top end of M, but L would have been too big. I generally wear a 34 stretch or 36 size pant.
David Lord - avatar David Lord
COMMANDO Mesh™ Gym Shorts "Sun Devils"
February 16, 2020
5

These COMMANDO Mesh™ Gym Shorts come in a Maroon mesh, Gold piping... View

Honestly I don’t ever write reviews but for these shorts I HAD to!
They are SO HEAVY (in a good way) not the extremely heavy where they feel like they’re going to slide off your body but where you can tell they are made from quality material and it’s not some cheaply made fabric. Definitely a bang for your buck in that aspect.
Then they are the PERFECT length for those post leg day pics or for the bout to get some tonight shorts.
The fit is the part I was MOST WORRIED about but it’s the part that satisfies me the most. It doesn’t hug my body it gently kisses it. It doesn’t grab my love handles (non existent only in my mind) but it feels so sturdy where I know it won’t slide off. It also just hugs my thighs so good where it feels like they’re just made for my thighs (which are huge). 10/10 I will buy these shorts in other colors AGAIN!
Brayan Torres - avatar Brayan Torres
WOOF Package Booster™ (Royal)
WOOF Package Booster™ (Royal)
February 16, 2020
5

Now with 4 size settings and 100% Nickel-Free snaps, our newest version has more boost with a more comfortable & customized fit! Our WOOFologists have developed the world's first spandex-based, completely elastic, totally adjustable bulge enhancement technology guaranteed not to pinch the berries, or pull the shrubbery! Our WOOF Freeball Bulge Enhancer™ is so comfortable you can wear it all day under shorts or pants, push out the goods and forget you even have it on! Well…that is until you start noticing the complete lack of direct eye contact you're getting. Nope, you'll never freeball again without it…eyes down there!

Really surprised at how comfortable this was for short and long term wear. Easily the most comfortable one I've ever worn. Will easily get you looks with the right clothes.
pburns7 - avatar pburns7
COMMANDO Chino™ Pants "Embers"
February 16, 2020
5

Casual, comfy and confident these Freeball Chino™ Pants come in a Charcoal... View

I really was surprised how much I love these. Super comfortable and they look great too. I wear them to work and have got compliments on how nice they look. I went with the suggested size and they do stretch like the shorts, and they stretch even a little more. But they are well made form what I can tell and the hem is holding up and I walk about 25 min to work everyday. very happy so far with my purchase!
pburns7 - avatar pburns7
COMMANDO Chino™ Pants "Squadrons"
February 16, 2020
5

Casual, comfy and confident these Freeball Chino™ Pants come in a Navy... View

I really was surprised how much I love these. Super comfortable and they look great too. I wear them to work and have got compliments on how nice they look. I went with the suggested size and they do stretch like the shorts, and they stretch even a little more. But they are well made form what I can tell and the hem is holding up and I walk about 25 min to work everyday. very happy so far with my purchase!
pburns7 - avatar pburns7
COMMANDO Chino™ Shorts "Polished Walnuts"
February 16, 2020
5

Casual, comfy and confident these Freeball Chino™ Shorts come in a Deep... View

Second pair that I've ordered and will be back for more. Definitely eye catching. The color is awesome and the fit is perfect. Sizing guide is spot on.
Gary Metz - avatar Gary Metz
Commando Jock™ (Black)
Commando Jock™ (Black)
February 15, 2020
5

Our 3rd Generation Push-Up Jock has Patent Pending, Dual Anti-Roll™ & Super-Lift™ Technology for extended wear, with more lift & support than ever! It has a wide waistband to minimize love handles and muffin topping and unlike embarrassing padded briefs or inserts, this is ALL YOU buddy - even after a skeptical "grope" from a non-believer that's all they'll feel. Be prepared for skyrocketing confidence and extra attention!

These are awesome! They're comfortable, easy to slip on (NO NEED TO UNDRESS! Just slip them over your jeans/shorts/whatever and adjust). You won't be disappointed.
William Helling - avatar William Helling
WOOF Classic Tee (Heather Mint)
WOOF Classic Tee (Heather Mint)
February 15, 2020
4

Made in USA of 100% combed and ring-spun cotton and hand-printed, it... View

I love the design and color of this shirt and the fabric is nice and soft. I thought I measured accurately but when it arrived and I tried it on it swamped me. I washed it twice and dried it in the clothes dryer and it did shrink but it is still too big. So I am going to try the next size down and see how it goes. I want to wear it for Sydney Mardis Gras so cross fingers!!
Brett MacFarlane - avatar Brett MacFarlane
Commando Jock™ (Red)
Commando Jock™ (Red)
February 15, 2020
5

Our 3rd Generation Push-Up Jock has Patent Pending, Dual Anti-Roll™ & Super-Lift™ Technology for extended wear, with more lift & support than ever! It has a wide waistband to minimize love handles and muffin topping and unlike embarrassing padded briefs or inserts, this is ALL YOU buddy - even after a skeptical "grope" from a non-believer that's all they'll feel. Be prepared for skyrocketing confidence and extra attention!

My junk hasn't never been so prominent before. Also, it's surprisingly comfy. Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.
Donald Hua - avatar Donald Hua
WOOF Package Booster™ (Black)
WOOF Package Booster™ (Black)
February 15, 2020
4

Now with 4 size settings and 100% Nickel-Free snaps, our newest version has more boost with a more comfortable & customized fit! Our WOOFologists have developed the world's first spandex-based, completely elastic, totally adjustable bulge enhancement technology guaranteed not to pinch the berries, or pull the shrubbery! Our WOOF Freeball Bulge Enhancer™ is so comfortable you can wear it all day under shorts or pants, push out the goods and forget you even have it on! Well…that is until you start noticing the complete lack of direct eye contact you're getting. Nope, you'll never freeball again without it…eyes down there!

Effectively gives my package a little lift and attracts attention. 😉
pete.teoh - avatar pete.teoh
COMMANDO Chino™ Shorts "Stones"
February 15, 2020
5

Casual, comfy and confident these Freeball Chino™ Shorts come in a Stone... View

The fit on these shorts is perfect. I got the S and usually wear a size 30 with other mainstream brands. The color goes well with just about everything.
pete.teoh - avatar pete.teoh
COMMANDO Mesh™ Gym Shorts "Dark Nights"
February 15, 2020
5

These COMMANDO Mesh™ Gym Shorts come in a Dark Black mesh, Pure... View

I love these gym shorts. I got the XS (thanks for adding the new smaller size) and they fit so well. The material feels nice on my skin and shows off my assets. 😉
pete.teoh - avatar pete.teoh