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Weightless Mesh Tank™ Sizing


Sizing tips!

Our tanks are *somewhat* generously sized and best described as about the same as any other standard print tank top before you wash it for the first time. For example, if you're used to getting a large cotton tank because you know it'll shrink down quite a bit after numerous wash & dry cycles, you might want to get a medium here since polyester doesn't really shrink. Regardless, the measurements below are of the garment itself - so we recommend flattening and then measuring your favorite tanks and see where the chips fall!


Size Chart

SizeWidthLength
S18.2527
M20.2528
L22.2529
XL24.2530

All dimensions are given in inches, and are the size measured of the actual item.
WOOF Alert: Our tank tops are hand made, and these size measurements can vary slightly by up to about half an inch!

WOOF Weightless Mesh™ Tank Top “Shining Armor”

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WOOF Weightless Mesh™ Tank Top "Shining Armor"

Installments by Afterpay available between $35.00 - $1,000.00 Learn More

Need to take a load off, buddy? Well, we got your shoulders covered because our WOOFologists took our exclusive world-renowned spandex micro-mesh fabric and invented the lightest, silkiest and stretchiest tank top ever made! Featuring a Silver spandex mesh and Black piping, it's proven in the lab to cool your torso up to 7 degrees making those nips up to 100% “happier” and endlessly entice others in the room to pinch and rub you completely inappropriately. Whoever thought a shirt could be more fun and comfortable than no shirt at all? Mmm hmm.

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