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Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 10 customer ratings
(10 customer reviews)

$39.00

Need to take a load off, buddy? Well, we got your shoulders covered because our WOOFologists took our exclusive world-renowned spandex micro-mesh fabric and invented the lightest, silkiest and stretchiest tank top ever made! Proven in the lab to cool your torso up to 7 degrees, make those nips up to 100% “happier” and endlessly entice others in the room to pinch and rub you completely inappropriately. Whoever thought a shirt could be more fun and comfortable than no shirt at all? Mmm hmm.😏

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↕JUST THE TIP: No shrinkage here! On sizing:

👉😇For looser fit, order your 'mainstream brand' tank top size (Hurley, RVCA, Adidas, Volcom, etc.).

👉😈But for a sexier fit to show off that torso, make those guns and shoulders look bigger and more muscular and thus LOSE ALL EYE CONTACT (who needs it, anyway?) order a size down!

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