Need to take a load off, buddy? Well, we got your shoulders covered because our WOOFologists took our exclusive world-renowned spandex micro-mesh fabric and invented the lightest, silkiest and stretchiest tank top ever made! Featuring a Army Green spandex mesh and Gold piping, it's proven in the lab to cool your torso up to 7 degrees making those nips up to 100% “happier” and endlessly entice others in the room to pinch and rub you completely inappropriately. Whoever thought a shirt could be more fun and comfortable than no shirt at all? Mmm hmm.