Comfort, Meet Performance...
Meanwhile, back at the lab our WOOFologists were tasked with yet another challenge. How can we make a pair of shorts that are as functional as the best everyday casual shorts, enhance performance in literally any athletic activity, look hot as $%^@ in every situation, yet feel like nothing whatsoever?
Introducing the Next Generation of Comfort
Our most advanced shorts ever made, WOOF Freeball™ Mesh Performance shorts are packed with features you won't find together in one pair of shorts anywhere else in the world! Yeah we know, pretty bold claim - but hear us out ok? 😜 Just like our COMMANDO Mesh Gym Shorts sold to thousands of liberated guys all over the world, these are made from a truly unique silky smooth, but durable and loose-fit double-layer spandex micro-mesh fabric that'll make you forget your underwear drawer even exists.
Now let's take a look at what these babies have under the hood, shall we?
Secure Phone Fit Pockets℠Two side Phone Fit Pockets℠ are designed perfectly vertical (not curved) to hold your phone or wallet more upright and flat against the side of your thigh, without them flopping around or looking...um, weird. Our pockets are sewn in between the two micro-mesh layers - so you don't feel the contents so much against your skin. And just in case a key or something sharp were to poke a hole in one of the pockets, all of it's contents are still secure inside the shorts held in by the bottom piping. And now, each pocket can be easily secured with durable rubber-tipped zippers!
Casual Sport StylingOur COMMANDO Mesh Performance Shorts have a longer, more tapered fit, with two side stripes and a seamless horizontal leg cuff. Yep, just a fancy way of saying these guys have a more casual feel that will look awesome whether you're at the gym, at the bar, or shopping at the mall! (Do people still do that?) And they perform and hold up in any activity, all while holding your stash!
Heavy-Duty Button & Zipper FlyHey, who doesn't like easy access right? But through our testing we knew that the hardware had to be upgraded for these athletic boys or else you'd be sewing buttons all year. So we added a durable rubber-tipped zipper for the fly, and then capped it off with a heavy-duty metal tack button (the same kind you already have on your jeans). The forgiving elastic waistband brings it all together for a secure, but comfortable fit!
Our 🍒Freeball™ Performance Mesh Shorts are the Most Comfortable & Most Functional Shorts Ever Made
- Our best materials, construction, fit and function ever - all in one pair of the most comfortable & sexiest shorts you've ever had on your body (besides ours), or send 'em back to us for a refund!*
- Made from our signature & revolutionary silky-smooth and stretchy double layer spandex micro-mesh (a proprietary Polyamid/Elastin blend - but that's nerdy talk for woven heaven)
- Choose your fit: order your regular gym short size for a standard, looser mesh fit; size it down for a more flattering attention-getting fit like our model pic to show off the goods!
- Two vertically-aligned side Phone Fit Pockets℠ are designed to hold your phone, wallet, keys or phone numbers more upright and flat against your thigh, and can be secured with the durable rubber-tipped zippers
- Our NEW distinctive, yet more discreet 🍒Freeball™ logo! (trust us - way funnier, less awkward explanations at the gym😜)
- Heavy-duty riveted metal alloy button and zipper front fly for easy access
- Comfortable elastic waistband and a longer, casual fit than our other shorts
- Cool in summer and quickly air-dries after workout, pool or beach time
- Liner-free; thick but very light and non-seethrough double-layer fabric
- Approximately 9.5"- 11" length varying by size
- Approximately 5"- 6" inseam varying by size