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Tee Sizing


The measurements below are the actual approximate size of the tee itself, but note that cotton tees will shrink - especially if you dry them.

↔️ Poly/Cotton and Tri-Blend Tees will shrink just a little bit, 100% Cotton Tees will shrink a lot more.

📏 Pro Tip: In deciding which size is for you we recommending pulling out your "go-to" similar garments, and laying them flat on your bed to measure them against these and see what matches up, rounding up to allow for proper shrinkage!

Width is the key factor in ultimately how this item will feel! It is the measurement of the shirt across the chest area.

Length is measured from the highest shoulder point to the bottom of the shirt.


Item Measurement Chart (inches)

SizeWidthLength
XS16.2527
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034
5XL3235

Please note that small deviations from this chart, and also with color and design are normal due to our handmade production process. We have our robots doing more menial tasks like preparing us fresh Arnold Palmers and making sure we don't miss the next Rick & Morty.

Limited Edition! Made of smooth lightweight 100% preshrunk ring-spun lightweight cotton in true-to-size S-3XL.

Please make sure to click the Size Chart & Fit Guide button below carefully to ensure the best fit! ⬇️
Unless size doesn't apply, then there won't be a button ;)

View Size Chart & Fit Guide

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