We made The First & Original Commando Shorts™ in athletic and chino styles but here’s the thing. We’ve always been wearing board shorts “commando”. That’s how they work. But one of two things lurks in there: some have a pinchy fishnet “liner” brief in them which doesn’t seem to have any function at all, and some are completely unlined. But either way they’re all made out of stiff plastic feeling material that doesn’t exactly rub us the right way…
So we made board shorts our way. And we used the silkiest, smoothest quick-drying material you’ve ever felt down there at the beach or pool.
But be warned these aren’t for the timid! Everyone will definitely know you’re going commando down there. Pole and all…without a fishnet.
Features
- Handmade from the smoothest, silkiest premium-quality materials ever to be put into a board short – these will really be the most comfortable, highest quality board shorts you have ever owned in your life or your money back
- Reduces chafing on your sensitive parts, quickly wicks sweat and moisture away, and blocks odor with our proprietary antimicrobial sheer nylon-spandex synthetic silk material
- Two extra-deep zippered Phone Fit™ side pockets, plus Card & Key Essentials Pocket™ on the inside when going minimalist, getting extra sweaty or in the water
- Widest size range available anywhere from Extra Small through 3XL to fit most 24″-52″ waist sizes
- Modest 7″ inseam
9.woofclothing (verified owner) –
They are same surprisingly super comfortable just like other shorts I got from Woof. As someone that’s on the skinny side, the leg openings on these also fit better (snugger) than Nano-Mesh Camo Gym Shorts on me. Like the product description said, I can’t imagine how uncomfortable those pinchy fishnet “liner” brief in many other swim shorts feels like compare to these.
johngraz (verified owner) –
I own several pairs of shorts from Woof but these shorts are my favorite. They are great for lifting, cardio and even yoga. Most importantly they are flattering to both the front and the back. They show off my package naturally, while hugging my rear without looking like I am trying.
I am hoping more colors will become available as I will get other pairs. I got the white/grey/red and love them
kyle (verified owner) –
These may be the softest, most comfortable board shorts I’ve ever worn. The feel incredible on the boys, and just putting them on got me excited the first few times I wore them. However, even as an exhibitionist, they are a little too revealing for most public settings.