At Commando Corp (in thick Russian accent) Tank Top Photoshops You
Once upon a time, the Freebologists that we keep hidden in our secret Covid-Compliant Commando Cave invented a material that makes every dude look fit, ripped dudes look fitter, and passers-by look about a foot below your eyes.
In your normal size, this amazing tank drapes naturally on a real guy’s body and cloaks every lump, bump and shadow that make many of us Non-Tank People – subsequently clearing out and making a whole new “tank section” in that closet. And if you’re one of those guys with a chest and gun show selling tickets, order a size down and hire crowd control…
Photoshopped Tank Features
- Absolutely the first tank top ever created to be flattering, forgiving and fit on every body type
- Immediately cooling and sweat-evaporating odor-blocking antimicrobial fabric
- Impossibly smooth & stretchy proprietary Nylon-Spandex Blend material
- Totally unreal vivid colors that have to be seen to be believed
- Completely tag-less neckline and no nipple chafing ever
- Really your new favorite top
Warning: Be prepared to answer the question “Damn dude, where’d you get that tank?” every time you go out. Of course, we’d love it if you point to that mysterious “CO” logo and send ’em our way! Or just cover that freakin’ thing up with your hand and keep it your own attention-robbing secret.😉
Photoshop™ is a trademark of Adobe. We mean it as a compliment Adobe, we swear!😘
Thomas P. (verified owner) –
Fit perfect right out of the bag, and feels SLINKY and SEXY
Jason F. (verified owner) –
Super comfortable fabric – great for working out. If you want a skin tight feel, go down a size, but the XL was a great fit for me!
Raleigh R. (verified owner) –
This is by far the most comfortable Tank Top Ive ever owned. I was slightly skeptical, but I shouldve known that everything would be ok, due to everything else Ive ordered. Although I ordered a large, and shouldve went with a Medium, the quality and fit is perfect!
Danial H. –
Love this tank. I’m glad I got a 3x as a big and chubby guy it’s hard to find sexy stuff in my size. Might want to cut under the arms a little bit deeper as on big and tall guys it makes it feel a little snug
Mark F. –
Another great product! Fits as expected. Likely more purchases in my future!
Ryan H. –
This tank fits just like is described, makes my dad bod look awesome. True to size and the fabric is cool and light. This is the first tank I have ever liked and will wear out and about as well as home. Keep up the great work with your products, Commando!
Bruno M. –
Very good tank top. Very comfortable, great fit and fabric. Wear it every time I work out.