In your normal size, this amazing tank drapes naturally on a real guy’s body and cloaks every lump, bump and shadow that make many of us Non-Tank People – subsequently clearing out and making a whole new “tank section” in that closet. And if you’re one of those guys with a chest and gun show selling tickets, order a size down and hire crowd control…
Photoshopped Tank Features
- Absolutely the first tank top ever created to be flattering, forgiving and fit on every body type
- Immediately cooling and sweat-evaporating odor-blocking antimicrobial fabric
- Impossibly smooth & stretchy proprietary Nylon-Spandex Blend material
- Totally unreal vivid colors that have to be seen to be believed
- Completely tag-less neckline and no nipple chafing ever
- Really your new favorite top
Warning: Be prepared to answer the question “Damn dude, where’d you get that tank?” every time you go out. Of course, we’d love it if you point to that mysterious “CO” logo and send ’em our way! Or just cover that freakin’ thing up with your hand and keep it your own attention-robbing secret.?
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