Why I made these
I’ve been going commando for about 15 years now, once you free the boys there’s no going back! And when “short shorts” finally became a thing I was instantly obsessed with Chubbies Shorts. Collected all the colors they released, it was literally almost half my closet. Awesome shorts with quality chino material! The only thing that made me reach more often for my gym shorts was the fact that, for some reason, guys clothing still isn’t made with freeballers in mind. Zippers. Unfinished scratchy seems. Which is funny since it’s a pretty good percentage of guys nowdays. Well, I thought hmm…so in 2018 gym shorts + cool short chinos became the first generation of my “Freeball Chinos”. Over 100,000 sold now all over the world…Enjoy the freedom!
Made of the smoothest, most durable stretch cotton twill known to man along with the most premium synthetic materials known to science, our famous Freebologists have taken classic chino shorts light years ahead once again in both comfort and style. Presenting the third and newest generation of The First & Original Freeball-Friendly Shorts™.
- Handmade from the smoothest, silkiest premium-quality materials ever to be put into a chino twill short – these will really be the most comfortable, highest quality chino shorts you have ever owned in your life or your money back
- Reduces chafing, quickly wicks sweat and moisture away, and blocks odor with our proprietary antimicrobial nylon synthetic silk lining the entire interior cabin – exceptional & extraordinary for the modern gentleman who goes commando, still luxurious for those whom do not
- Comfortable button fly which eliminates any zipper danger to the jewels and creates a more contoured bulge-enhancing appearance which helps to rid your day of pesky eye contact
- Two extra-deep Phone Fit™ side pockets nestled between the outer twill shell and silk lining, Card & Key Essentials Pocket™ and two welt pockets in the back
- Our unique “lower-rise” elastic waist design keeps you active and comfortable whether or not you choose to wear a belt and make for an easy pull to pee without having to undo any buttons
- Widest size range available anywhere from Extra Small through 3XL to fit most 24″-52″ waist sizes, now available in four inseam lengths of 4, 6, 8 or 10 inches to suit both your occasion & style
- Exceptional flattering athletic fit no matter your body type verified by over 5,000 5-star customer reviews over the years
Chino shorts have been re-invented.
Made of the smoothest, shiniest, stretchiest cotton/spandex blend twill known to man, we’ve taken it light years ahead in comfort by lining the entire inside of these shorts with our proprietary antimicrobial nylon synthetic silk lining.
The Interior Cabin
These shorts have inside-smooth chino side pockets (not cheap canvas or muslin) that are hidden behind the silky lining for an overall smooth, luxurious interior feel, a secure buttoned back pocket, and a soft button fly. Truly, the first casual shorts designed to be comfortable and worthy enough for going commando! Do you have to freeball in these shorts? Nope. But that’s how smooth and comfortable they are!