Muscle Beach Shorts Features
- Our exclusive nylon-spandex mesh is less prone to muffin topping than traditional gym shorts, trunk or square-cut swimsuits and also exceptionally flattering for workouts, sunning or just diverting gazes
- Reduces chafing, quickly wicks sweat and moisture away, and blocks odor with our proprietary double-layer premium antimicrobial nylon-spandex mesh
- Extreme flexibility in our proprietary nylon-spandex blend mesh material will take your workout to a new level – you’ll never work out in polyester again
- No irritating brief lining since our unique design “holds everything in” on its own and shows off the goods
- Widest size range available anywhere from Extra Small through 3XL to fit most 24″-52″ waist sizes
- Exceptional flattering athletic fit no matter your body type just like everything else we make!
- Low-rise fit with no external pockets for clean contours and bustin’ out the quads
- Inner drawstring and Card & Key Essentials Pouch™
- Ultra-short 2.5″ inseam
Meet our Unique Nylon-Spandex Materials
You might know that nylon is several times more durable that polyester and is the superior synthetic fiber for stain resistance – that means our shorts and tanks look new and hold their shape longer than the other items in your closet!
But what you may not know is that nylon fiber has the inherent ability to block growth of several odor-causing species or organisms including Micrococcus, Corynebacterium and Staphylococcus aureus that feed on sebaceous secretions. Why? One of the reasons is that nylon is lipophobic – meaning it does not absorb oil or other lipids – whereas polyester absorbs oils.
That means our shorts and tanks can often be worn more times without washing and always smell fresher than other athletic clothing made from polyester! Our material is several times more expensive than similar polyester materials. But we like the smoother feel, the durability and all of the other properties that make up the superior quality and value of our garments vs. almost all of the other brands!
Robb Kenny –
Please bring these back they look fun
robert (verified owner) –
I ordered a pair of the Capes when these shorts came out and absolutely love them – great fit and feel, perfect length. I love them so much I got a pair of the Montauks as well.
kitcaz –
Is this product going out or will you be getting the other sizes back in stock soon? Especially love the shorter inseam.
Jerry (verified owner) –
This exact model won’t be back…there are a couple tweaks I think I’d like to make including an optional interior drawstring, clingier elastic (it’s a fine balance between this and muffin toppage – we’ll see) and some sort of pockets. I love these things so much I wanna wear them everywhere but I’m attached to my phone! I think the cut is almost dead on what i want it to be – maybe like 1/4 or 1/2″ longer! – Jerry
jrzubby (verified owner) –
I just got the “Capes” shorts. These are so extremely nice for the pool or lounging outside! I would totally recommend to go down a size if you are in-between sizes; the only complaint is that I have to keep hitching them up, otherwise they will fall off 🙂 BUT the nice thing is that it clings to your body when it gets wet, so it adjusts itself in the end. Again, totally worth it — awesome product, Jerry!
Cristian Ramos (verified owner) –
I absolutely love these shorts. They’re so soft and comfortable. My only regret is not buying more than one pair. I hope you eventually sell more in the near future.
jec_3_77 (verified owner) –
I got the Montauks. They are so incredibly comfortable! I wear them around the house all the time. I’ve been looking for some slimmer and shorter cut shorts and swim trunks. I’m not a supermodel by any means, but I am very comfortable in my own skin! They are very form fitting. A guy I was dating asked if I had a semi, as they were so revealing!
Steven Kavanagh (verified owner) –
I love these shorts! Comfortable fit – Im 5’11” and got the M. The fabric is so soft and silky and makes me feel sexy when i wear them. You cant see through them but hopefully people will try to look. Wear them with the Freeball Jock to complete the look. Would buy more!
Ken (verified owner) –
The sample photos on this page make these look basically the same as the usual mesh shorts on this website, but they are much shorter and more fitted. I pre-ordered them and have no regrets. I haven’t tried them in the water yet but I look forward to it.
scott-online (verified owner) –
Just got my new Capes beach shorts – looking forward to getting to the beach and swimming in them. They look great and mold to your body both in back and front. Love the low cut and shorter inseam. Very comfortable, like a second skin.