The Most Comfortable Shorts You'll Ever Own.
I’m the first to say I’m skeptical of Ads I’ve seen on Facebook, but DANG! These live up to their name and I plan on purchasing more in the future. They feel great, no riding, and have pockets!
These shorts are no lie, the best, most comfortable, highest quality athletic shorts I have ever worn. I hope that WOOF keeps this high standard and continues to produce an undeniably superior product! Well done!
These shorts are absolutely the most comfortable piece of clothing I’ve ever owned. I threw them on after a long day and I don’t want to take them off! The material is soft and the fit is perfect. I can’t wait to buy several more pair!
You'll agree. Guaranteed, or your money back!*
Our signature WOOF COMMANDO Mesh™ Training Shorts just keep getting better! These silky smooth and stretchy mesh shorts look awesome with a jock, or cradling your package all by themselves. These shorts are damn near perfect...but see for yourself why we've now sold over 200,000 pair of our revolutionary shorts to guys all over the world! Use them for the gym or a jog, lounging around the house, hangin' with your buds, swingin' it at the club, or sharing your religion by the pool. Two side pockets hold your stash while you're doing your thing!
Our Proprietary Spandex Micro-Mesh Fabric
These aren't made of the same mesh material as any of your other athletic shorts, so leave that expectation behind! These retro-modern styled mesh shorts are made from a truly unique silky smooth, but extremely durable and loose-fit double-layer spandex micro-mesh fabric not found anywhere else (yet!) that'll make you forget your underwear drawer even exists, and have your boys asking for a long walk or a chill sesh!
These aren't your run of the mill freeballing mesh gym shorts, they'll be your new go-to shorts whether you're headed to the gym, out with the boys, the beach or the pool...or just plain ol' freakin' tired after a long ass work day.
COMMANDO Mesh™ Training Shorts Features
🛡 30 Day Satisfaction Guarantee - The most comfortable shorts you've ever had on your body or return 'em for your money back, period.* These shorts just keep getting better with each batch after over almost two years of research, customer feedback and testing: these have our most durable materials, construction, and function ever!
💯 Beware of counterfeit styles and cheap copies! Made from our own proprietary revolutionary silky smooth, yet double-layer and double-weight spandex blend breathable mesh - the general cut of our shorts is being copied and we'll take it as flattery, but the others' fabric or quality construction doesn't compare
🤤 Our proprietary spandex micro-mesh stretches and moves with you like no other shorts, reduces chafing and, over time, increases sensitivity "down there" for those who prefer freeballing. If you don't, you'll still love the feel!
↔️ Choose your fit: order your regular gym short size for a standard, looser mesh fit; size it down for a more flattering attention-getting fit to show off the goods!
📲 Two side vertically-aligned Phone Fit Pockets™ are designed to hold your phone or wallet more upright, without them flopping around or looking...um, weird
😈 Liner-free; the double-layer fabric is not see-through for freeballing if you so choose, but it has just the right amount of contour reveal
😊 Metal eyelets in the comfortable waistband with removable heavy metal-tipped drawstring; euro-style contrast piping
💦 Cool in summer, warm in cooler weather, and quickly air-dries after workout or pool time
🙅♂️ No over-branding! Featuring only our new discreet tag on the side seam!
📸 Please note that the color of the product may appear differently than on your monitor, or under our photography studio lighting. It will also appear differently to you under different lighting conditions such as indoor, sunlight, etc. But no worries buddy, if you don't like each other when you meet in person it's a NSA hookup under our 30 Day Satisfaction Guarantee!