The Most Comfortable Shorts You'll Ever Own
Well, besides your other WOOF Shorts. Guaranteed, or your money back!*
Our signature WOOF Freeball Mesh™ Athletic Shorts just keep getting better! These silky smooth and stretchy mesh shorts look awesome with a jock, or cradling your package all by themselves. These shorts are damn near perfect...but see for yourself why we've now sold over 15,000 pair of our revolutionary shorts to guys all over the world! Use them for the gym or a jog, lounging around the house, hangin' with your buds, swingin' it at the club, or sharing your religion by the pool. Discreetly embroidered paw print on the leg draws attention down below, and two side pockets hold your stash while you're doing your thing!
Our Proprietary Spandex Micro-Mesh Fabric
These aren't made of the same mesh material as any of your other athletic shorts, so leave that expectation behind! These retro-modern styled mesh shorts are made from a truly unique silky smooth, but extremely durable and loose-fit double-layer spandex micro-mesh fabric not found anywhere else (yet!) that'll make you forget your underwear drawer even exists, and have your boys asking for a long walk or a chill sesh!
These aren't your run of the mill freeballing mesh gym shorts, they'll be your new go-to shorts whether you're headed to the gym, out with the boys, the beach or the pool...or just plain ol' freakin' tired after a long ass work day.
Freeball Mesh Shorts Features
🛡 30 Day Satisfaction Guarantee - The most comfortable shorts you've ever had on your body or return 'em for your money back, period.* These shorts just keep getting better with each batch after over almost two years of research, customer feedback and testing: these have our most durable materials, construction, and function ever!
💯 Beware of counterfeit styles and cheap copies! Made from our own proprietary revolutionary silky smooth, yet double-layer and double-weight spandex blend breathable mesh - the general cut of our shorts is being copied and we'll take it as flattery, but the others' fabric or quality construction doesn't compare
🤤 Our proprietary spandex micro-mesh stretches and moves with you like no other shorts, reduces chafing and, over time, increases sensitivity "down there" for those who prefer freeballing. If you don't, you'll still love the feel!
↔️ Choose your fit: order your regular gym short size for a standard, looser mesh fit; size it down for a more flattering attention-getting fit to show off the goods!
📲 Two side vertically-aligned Phone Fit Pockets™ are designed to hold your phone or wallet more upright, without them flopping around or looking...um, weird
😈 Liner-free; the double-layer fabric is not see-through for freeballing if you so choose, but it has just the right amount of contour reveal
😊 Metal eyelets in the comfortable waistband with removable heavy metal-tipped drawstring; euro-style contrast piping
💦 Cool in summer, warm in cooler weather, and quickly air-dries after workout or pool time
🙅♂️ No over-branding! Featuring only our discreet tag on the side seam!