A 2017 Warehouse Find!
Extremely limited quantity available until this product disappears from the website once again! Original description is below…you know, for that authentic posterity feel.
Your favorite pair of shorts just got more versatile!
Our signature WOOF Freeball™ Mesh Shorts just keep getting better! These silky smooth and stretchy mesh shorts look awesome with a jock, or cradling your package all by themselves. These shorts are damn near perfect…but see for yourself why we’ve now sold over 6000 of our revolutionary shorts to guys all over the world! Use them for the gym or a jog, lounging around the house, hangin’ with your buds, swingin’ it at the club, or sharing your religion by the pool. Discreetly embroidered paw print on the leg draws attention down below, and two side pockets hold your stash while you’re doing your thing!
Made With Revolutionary & Unique Spandex Micro-Mesh Fabric
Imagine for a second if your all-time favorite athletic shorts, boxer briefs and some fancy ass silk boxers had a three-way, and then a baby… Yup.
These retro-modern-style mesh shorts are made from a truly unique silky smooth, but extremely durable and loose-fit double-layer spandex micro-mesh fabric not found anywhere else that’ll make you forget your underwear drawer even exists, and have your boys asking for a long walk or a chill sesh! These aren’t your run of the mill freeballing mesh gym shorts, they’ll be your new go-to shorts whether you’re headed to the gym, out with the boys, the beach or the pool…or just plain ol’ freakin’ tired after a long ass work day.
Can any of your other shorts stretch like this?
COMMANDO Mesh Gym Shorts Features
30 Day Satisfaction Guarantee! These shorts just keep getting better with each batch after a year of research, customer feedback and testing: it’s got our most durable materials, construction, and function ever – all in one pair of the most comfortable shorts you’ve ever had on your body, or return ’em for your money back!*
Made from our own proprietary revolutionary silky smooth, yet double-layer and double-weight spandex blend breathable mesh – the general cut of our shorts is being copied and we’ll take it as flattery, but the others’ fabric doesn’t compare!
↔️ Choose your fit: order your regular gym short size for a standard, looser mesh fit; size it down for a more flattering attention-getting fit to show off the goods!
Two vertically-aligned side Phone Fit Pockets℠ are designed to hold your phone or wallet more upright, without them flopping around or looking…um, weird
Liner-free; the double-layer fabric is not see-through for freeballing if you so choose, but it has just the right amount of contour revealing
Metal eyelets in the comfortable waistband with removable heavy metal-tipped drawstring; euro-style contrast piping
Cool in summer and quickly air-dries after workout or pool time
No over-branding! Featuring only our discreet, now darker pewter paw print logo on the leg