Introducing the next best thing to wearing shorts.
Made of the smoothest, shiniest, stretchiest cotton/spandex blend twill known to man, we've taken "khaki pants" to the next level in comfort by lining the entire inside of these pants with our signature spandex mesh moisture-wicking fabric used to make all of our COMMANDO Mesh™ Shorts! So smooth inside that you'll, at the very least, be tempted to ditch those briefs that have been endlessly smooshing the boys all day, while feeling every leg hair brush up against your secret silky interior cabin. Mmm hmm. Almost too good for work.😉
But wait! There's more...
Then we added side pockets that are hidden behind the mesh lining for an overall smooth interior feel, two secure buttoned back pockets, and a soft button fly on the front hood. Truly, the first chino khaki pants designed to be comfortable and worthy enough for freeballing! Do you have to freeball in these pants? Nope. But that's how smooth, moisture-wicking and comfortable these babies are!
Freeball Chino™ Pants Features
💯 Beware of counterfeit styles and cheap copies! Lined in our own proprietary & revolutionary silky-smooth and stretchy, spandex-blend breathable and moisture-wicking mesh. That's WOOFologist speak for pure crotch awesomeness.
😊 Made of the smoothest, silkiest and highest quality materials ever put into a chino khaki pant!
🤤 Reduces chafing and, over time, increases sensitivity "down there" for those who prefer freeballing
📲 Two smooth, generous side pockets hidden underneath the mesh liner and two secure button-flap back pockets
🤗 Comfortable button fly, eliminating "the fold" and any zipper endangerment! (And we put extra buttons inside the back pockets for ya - who does that anymore?)
⏬ Our unique "lower-rise" design keeps you active and comfortable
↔️ Sizes available from S-3XL to fit most 26-48" waists
📸 Please note that the color of the product may appear differently than on your monitor, or under our photography studio lighting. It will also appear differently to you under different lighting conditions such as indoor, sunlight, etc. But no worries buddy, if you don't like each other when you meet in person it's a NSA hookup under our 30 Day Satisfaction Guarantee!