Why I made these
I remember wearing cords as a kid, and the old joke was you could hear someone coming by the sound they made with your thighs rubbing together. And after being washed several times, they were tight, stiff and really hard to move in. So I wanted to see if I could replicate that vintage look, but with a polyester blend material that never shrinks and always stay soft – and throw in our “first of its kind” nylon-spandex blend mesh lining.
Well, these guys turned out softer than most pajamas I have owned, 100% commando-friendly with a button fly and silky lining, and I know you’ll love them as much as I do. They really do look like “going out pants” yet feel like “staying in pants”!
The world’s first corduroy pants made to go commando!
They look like goin’ out pants, they feel like stayin’ in pants
We’ve taken an iconic 80’s classic light years ahead in comfort by lining the entire inside of these comfortable polyester-blend pants with our proprietary world-famous, anti-microbial & odor-blocking, moisture-wicking, silky nylon-spandex mesh we use to make all of our best-selling Freeball Mesh™ Shorts. Newly updated with choice of inseam, button fly and a tapered clean-cut design with two back button-flap pockets, these boys are ready for either work or anytime you need to wear pants – yet still enhance all of your assets and eliminate pesky eye-contact!
- The most comfortable corduroy pants in the world, or your money back – now in 30″, 32″ and 34″ inseam options!
- Made of the smoothest, silkiest and highest quality materials ever to be put into a chino twill pant
- Reduces chafing and quickly wicks sweat and moisture away with its silky soft nylon/spandex mesh lining covering the entire inside of the shorts – especially useful for guys that go commando
- Two smooth, generous side pockets tucked between the shell and mesh liner for comfort and two secured button flap back pockets in the rear (And we put extra buttons inside the back pockets for ya – who does that anymore?)
- Soft & comfortable button fly, eliminating “the fold” and any zipper endangerment
- Our unique “mid-rise” elastic waist plus belt loop design keeps you active and comfortable, whether or not you choose to wear a belt
- We have the widest range of sizes available anywhere – from S-3XL to fit most 24″-52″ waists (click on the blue Size Chart & Fit Guide button above for helpful advice)
- Elastic button-fly waist for maximum comfort. Available in 30, 32 and 34 inch inseam lengths. Polyester corduroy has very minimal product shrinkage in the wash!
- Exceptional fit – no matter what your body type. Yes, really!