Pants Sizing
If you fall generally between two size ranges, the fit quite honestly is going to depend more on the size of your thighs, legs and butt as to how well you fill them out! ? If you want these to have a body-flattering fit like many of our "model" photos (it IS marketing after all buddy lol), get the smaller size.?
If you're a no-fuss kinda guy and wanna throw all your pants in the dryer rather than air-drying, just count on a half to full size eventual shrinkage on all cotton chino & camo pants. Cords are mainly poly and nylon, and shouldn't shrink noticeably.
All dimensions in the table below are given in inches. With the exception of the "Fits Waist" column, these are actual measurements of the item itself. In deciding which size is for you we recommending pulling out your "go-to" similar garments, and laying them flat on your bed to measure them against these and see what matches up - if you do this you will not be disappointed!
Item Measurement Chart
| US Size | Fits Waist | Front Rise | Back Rise | Inseam | Knee | Leg Opening |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 24-28 | 9.5 | 14.5 | 30-34 | 16 | 13 |
| S | 28-32 | 10 | 15 | 30-34 | 17 | 14 |
| M | 32-36 | 10.5 | 15.5 | 30-34 | 18 | 15 |
| L | 36-40 | 11 | 16 | 30-34 | 18.5 | 15.5 |
| XL | 40-44 | 11.5 | 16.5 | 30-34 | 19 | 16 |
| 2XL | 44-48 | 12 | 17 | 30-34 | 20 | 17 |
| 3XL | 48-52 | 12.5 | 17.5 | 30-34 | 21 | 18 |
Please note that small deviations from this chart up to about 0.5" are normal due to our handmade production process. We have our robots doing more menial tasks like preparing us fresh Arnold Palmers and making sure we don't miss the next Rick & Morty.
Why I made these
It’s commonly understood that the freeballing term “commando” arose in the 1970’s during the Vietnam War, when American special forces and soldiers spent extended periods of time in the hot, wet, jungle and went without underwear for more crotch ventilation to prevent chafing and fungal infections. (No, it wasn’t invented on that 90’s episode of Friends, nor in 2005 like the company suing us would like us to believe…)
So isn’t it ironic that real military camo pants are so poorly designed for going balls out? Well as you can probably guess by now, I fixed ’em by adding a moisture-wicking, anti-microbial, undercarriage-cooling nylon-spandex lining to my famously-flexible, stretch-chino pants design! Yep, that’s a big mouthful but I promise your junk will be in comfort nirvana in my new, reimagined camo pants.
This shit feels amazing on my legs and cock. Average build and 34X34 size M 34 fit well. Tight in my thighs and calves but not horrible, just a fit I gotta get used to. Really dig these pants man A+
The World’s First Camo Pants Made for Going Commando
We’ve, once again, taken them light years ahead in comfort by lining the entire inside of these rugged, yet comfortable stretch-cotton chino pants with our proprietary world-famous, anti-microbial & odor-blocking, moisture-wicking, silky nylon-spandex mesh we use to make all of our best-selling COMMANDO Mesh™ Shorts. Newly updated with choice of inseam, button fly and a tapered clean-cut design with two back welt-button pockets, these boys are ready for either work or anytime you need to wear pants – yet still enhance all of your assets and eliminate pesky eye-contact!
Features
- The most comfortable chinos in the world, or your money back – now in 30″, 32″ and 34″ inseam options!
- Made of the smoothest, silkiest and highest quality materials ever to be put into a chino twill pant
- Reduces chafing and quickly wicks sweat and moisture away with its silky soft nylon/spandex mesh lining covering the entire inside of the shorts – especially useful for guys that go commando
- Two smooth, generous side pockets tucked between the shell and mesh liner for comfort and two secured button flap back pockets (And we put extra buttons inside the back pockets for ya – who does that anymore?)
- Soft & comfortable button fly, eliminating “the fold” and any zipper endangerment
- Our unique “mid-rise” elastic waist plus belt loop design keeps you active and comfortable, whether or not you choose to wear a belt
- We have the widest range of sizes available anywhere – from S-3XL to fit most 24″-52″ waists (click on the blue Size Chart & Fit Guide button above for helpful advice)
- Perfect look and function for the outdoors. Exceptional athletic fit – no matter what your body type. Yes, really!
- Elastic button waist for maximum comfort. Available in 30, 32 and 34 inch inseam lengths.
Pants Sizing
If you fall generally between two size ranges, the fit quite honestly is going to depend more on the size of your thighs, legs and butt as to how well you fill them out! ? If you want these to have a body-flattering fit like many of our "model" photos (it IS marketing after all buddy lol), get the smaller size.?
If you're a no-fuss kinda guy and wanna throw all your pants in the dryer rather than air-drying, just count on a half to full size eventual shrinkage on all cotton chino & camo pants. Cords are mainly poly and nylon, and shouldn't shrink noticeably.
All dimensions in the table below are given in inches. With the exception of the "Fits Waist" column, these are actual measurements of the item itself. In deciding which size is for you we recommending pulling out your "go-to" similar garments, and laying them flat on your bed to measure them against these and see what matches up - if you do this you will not be disappointed!
Item Measurement Chart
| US Size | Fits Waist | Front Rise | Back Rise | Inseam | Knee | Leg Opening |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 24-28 | 9.5 | 14.5 | 30-34 | 16 | 13 |
| S | 28-32 | 10 | 15 | 30-34 | 17 | 14 |
| M | 32-36 | 10.5 | 15.5 | 30-34 | 18 | 15 |
| L | 36-40 | 11 | 16 | 30-34 | 18.5 | 15.5 |
| XL | 40-44 | 11.5 | 16.5 | 30-34 | 19 | 16 |
| 2XL | 44-48 | 12 | 17 | 30-34 | 20 | 17 |
| 3XL | 48-52 | 12.5 | 17.5 | 30-34 | 21 | 18 |
Please note that small deviations from this chart up to about 0.5" are normal due to our handmade production process. We have our robots doing more menial tasks like preparing us fresh Arnold Palmers and making sure we don't miss the next Rick & Morty.
Denny V. (verified owner) –
I bought all four colors of the original chinos! Yet, when I finally ordered these, I’m not sure why these ended up fitting smaller than the originals. I couldn’t keep them, but was unable to return them either. I could barely get them on, but I ordered the same size Small that I had previously 4x! Really sad, as I did like the woodland camp color. Length was excellent as well. For reference, I’m 6’4″, 34″ inseam, 175lb, 31″/S waist.
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Greg H. (verified owner) –
This shit feels amazing on my legs and cock. Average build and 34X34 size M 34 fit well. Tight in my thighs and calves but not horrible, just a fit I gotta get used to. Really dig these pants man A+
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Jimmy R. (verified owner) –
These are very comfortable and feel great…I got some really nice compliments and I assume the group I hang out with will all be wearing them soon…
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Curley B. (verified owner) –
Soon after they arrived these became my new “go to” casual pants. The material is sturdy and they fit well. The liner is incredibly comfortable and the seams and buttons are very well sewn. It’s worth the extra $ for the quality that these deliver. I usually wear 2XLs but decided to move down a size to XL because I’d managed to lean down a bit with my pandemic workouts. Initially I thought that they were a little toooo snug – so I snapped a few selfies to share on IG and was quickly told otherwise. An added plus is that It feels great to let the boys swing free.
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Randy R. (verified owner) –
I bought two pair, one of each pattern, and after trying them on and wear them a couple of times I bought two more pair of the camo patterns and a couple of pair of the chino pants. I wear these pants with a commando jock and the combination is great. If you really want to show off your package and your between sizes, go down a size (e.g. I’m 38-40) and the XL is a little loose, L is a more flattering fit, but I have even ordered some 2XL and washed them in hot water and ran them through the dryer to shrink them a little and the over sized pants that I shrank actually give you the added pouch out front and completely cup your package when you are sitting.
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Barry C. –
Great company, great service, prompt delivery – and superior merchandise.
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William D. –
I just loved the first pair of camo I bought. They feel great, look great and I’ve had a few compliments on them already. I like them so much I have a second pair on the way. So comfy too.
Washed them in warm water and cool tumble dry. They shrank half a size which suits me fine.
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Jason N. (verified owner) –
There’s a finish (at least I think) to these that makes them studier and more resistant to pet hair!
Plus they fit perfectly now with an inseam option.
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Jonathan O. (verified owner) –
I love the chino pants and decide to be brave and get the camo! I love them. As always these pants are the most comfortable pants! I appreciate the new sizing options too!!!
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michael b. (verified owner) –
The new colors are great. The fit is true to size and I am a big boy! Love the new longer inseam much better for a tall guy. I would definitely buy again
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