Start takin’ down names for the smile-thigh club…the most amazing thigh-liberating, undercarriage air conditioning, eye-contact eliminators are here just in time for Summer buddy! Made of the smoothest, shiniest, stretchiest cotton/spandex blend twill known to man, we’ve taken this vintage classic fit light years ahead in comfort by lining the entire inside of these shorts with our world-famous odor-blocking, moisture-wicking, stretchy & utterly weightless nylon-spandex mesh used to make all of our world-renowned COMMANDO Mesh™ Shorts!
COMMANDO Chino™ Summer Shorts Features
- Made of the smoothest, silkiest and highest quality materials ever to be put into a chino twill short made for Summer, but work any time of the year!
- Reduces chafing and quickly wicks sweat and moisture away with its silky soft nylon/spandex mesh lining covering the entire inside of the shorts – especially useful for guys that go commando!
- Two smooth, generous side pockets tucked between the shell and smooth nylon-spandex mesh liner for comfort and two button-secured back flap pockets (And we put two extra buttons inside the back pockets for ya – who does that anymore?)
- Soft & comfortable button fly, eliminating “the fold” and any zipper endangerment!
- Our unique “mid-rise” elastic waist plus belt loop design keeps you active and comfortable, whether or not you choose to wear a belt
- We have the widest range of sizes available anywhere – from S-3XL to fit most 24″-52″ waists! (click on the blue Size Chart & Fit Guide button above for helpful advice)
- Exceptional athletic fit – no matter what your body type. Yes, really!
A new way to feel cool and free in warm & humid weather (and divert attention to those thighs!)
Made of the smoothest, shiniest, stretchiest cotton/spandex blend twill known to man, we’ve taken chino shorts light years ahead in comfort by lining the entire inside of these shorts with our signature moisture-wicking and antimicrobial spandex micro-mesh fabric used to make all of our COMMANDO Mesh™ Athletic & Gym Shorts!
The Interior Cabin
These shorts have inside-smooth chino side pockets (not cheap canvas or muslin) that are hidden behind the mesh lining for an overall smooth interior feel, two button-secured back flap pockets, and a soft button fly. Truly, the first chino shorts designed for summer! Do you have to freeball in these shorts? Nope. But that’s how smooth and comfortable they are.
Christopher M. (verified owner) –
I love these shorts. The fit is excellent and are soft and comfortable. I will wearing these all summer long.
Matthew S. (verified owner) –
Ordered these in the “classics” color and I love them. They’re incredibly comfortable and butter-soft on your thighs and nether-bits when going commando. It’s absolutely thrilling. Being in-between sizes and in the process of losing weight, I ordered a Large and they fit me as expected (normally a 36″ waist but finding SOME 34″ stuff is starting to fit well now). Cannot recommend them highly enough. I also ordered a 6″ inseam pair and I have to say, the more thigh exposure, the better 😉
Johnnie S. (verified owner) –
THE most comfortable pair of chinos I own. I will say the 4″ cut was shorter than I expected. REALLY wish they had a 5″ cut, because that would be perfect for me. Let me know if that happens and I’ll by 6 more pair.
Jonathan K. (verified owner) –
Shorts are fire. Haven’t worn underwear since the pandemic started. Won’t ever again. Best fit and comfort.
Charlie N. (verified owner) –
Exactly what I wanted for summer!
Arthur M. (verified owner) –
These shorts are beyond comfortable. I have never gone commando before since the insides of pants are not exactly user friendly. With these shorts I feel sexy just wearing them. I do like the fact that I can shrink them to perfect form after several tumbles in the dryer. And the tailoring and attention to detail is great. Now I am. deciding which are to be my next shorts..
John H. (verified owner) –
These shorts are so comfortable! They look great and feel great on the balls when going commando! They were also a perfect fit, but I do wish they were a bit tighter, but I’m not a big guy, so that’s probably just me. I also love that they look just as classy as any other brand of chino shorts and the 4” inseam is SOOO hard to find elsewhere! I returned my recently ordered J.Crew shorts because these looked just as great and were so much more comfortable! I will probably order some additional pairs.
Frank L. (verified owner) –
I am in love with these shorts! The fit is excellent as is the comfort. I regret not hearing about these shorts sooner. I will def be buying more!