Introducing Our Newest Generation of Comfort, Style & Function
Meanwhile, back at the lab our WOOFologists were tasked with yet another challenge. How can we make a new pair of shorts that combine the best features of both our previous models? Our most advanced shorts ever made, WOOF COMMANDO Mesh™ Gym Shorts are packed with features & comfort you won't find together in one pair of shorts anywhere else in the world! Yeah we know, pretty bold claim - but hear us out ok? 😜
Featuring Securely Zipped Phone Fit Pockets™
Two side Phone Fit Pockets™ are designed perfectly vertical (not curved) to hold your phone or wallet more upright and flat against the side of your thigh, without them flopping around or looking...um, weird. Our pockets are sewn in between the two micro-mesh layers - so you don't feel the contents so much against your skin. And just in case a key or something sharp were to poke a hole in one of the pockets, all of it's contents are still secure inside the shorts held in by the bottom piping. And now, each pocket can be easily secured with durable rubber-tipped zippers!
Confident & Comfortable Style
Our COMMANDO Mesh™ Gym Shorts have an extra inch of length than our Training Shorts (while being an inch shorter than our Performance Shorts), a tapered fit, and just the right amount of length, with two side stripes and a seamless horizontal leg cuff. These shorts have a more casual feel that will look awesome whether you're at the gym, at the bar, or out living your life. And the drawstring elastic waist holds them right where you want them to be, while the zipped pockets holds your stuff where you need it to be.😉
COMMANDO Mesh™ Gym Shorts Features
🛡 30 Day Satisfaction Guarantee - The most comfortable shorts you've ever had on your body or return 'em for your money back, period.* These shorts just keep getting better with each batch after over almost two years of research, customer feedback and testing: these have our most durable materials, construction, and function ever!
💯 Beware of counterfeit styles and cheap copies! Made from our own proprietary revolutionary silky smooth, yet double-layer and double-weight spandex blend breathable mesh - the general cut of our shorts is being copied and we'll take it as flattery, but the others' fabric or quality construction doesn't compare!
🤤 Our proprietary spandex micro-mesh stretches and moves with you like no other shorts, reduces chafing and, over time, increases sensitivity "down there" for those who prefer freeballing. If you don't, you'll still love the feel!
↕️ Approximately an inch longer than our Training Shorts, with two side stripes and a seamless horizontal leg cuff
↔️ Choose your fit: order your regular gym short size for a standard, looser mesh fit; size it down for a more flattering attention-getting fit to show off the goods!
📲 Two side zipped vertically-aligned Phone Fit Pockets™ are designed to hold your phone or wallet more upright, without them flopping around or looking...um, weird
😈 Liner-free; the double-layer fabric is not see-through for freeballing if you so choose, but if you don't then just consider this a testament to how extremely smooth and comfortable these are!
😊 Metal eyelets in the comfortable waistband with removable heavy metal-tipped drawstring; euro-style contrast piping
💦 Cool in summer, warm in cooler weather, and quickly air-dries after workout or pool time
🙅♂️ No over-branding! Featuring only our discreet tag on the side seam!
📸 Please note that the color of the product may appear differently than on your monitor, or under our photography studio lighting. It will also appear differently to you under different lighting conditions such as indoor, sunlight, etc. But no worries buddy, if you don't like each other when you meet in person it's a NSA hookup under our 30 Day Satisfaction Guarantee!