These Original Eye-Contact Eliminators™ are the world’s lightest and most comfortable running, lifting, lounging, hanging, beaching, swimming…anything shorts! They’re made from a unique silky-smooth but durable anti-microbial, moisture-wicking, nylon-spandex mesh that’ll set your boys free in comfort nirvana. These shorts are damn near perfect for any situation where liberation is a must, and package-enhancing attention grabbing is a plus!
COMMANDO Mesh™ Athletic Shorts Features
- Our proprietary nylon-spandex moisture wicking mesh stretches and moves with you like no other shorts, reduces chafing and, quite honestly, makes this the most comfortable pair of shorts in the world!
- Choose your fit: order your regular gym short size for a standard, looser mesh fit; size it down for a more flattering attention-getting fit to show off the goods!
- Liner-free; the double-layer fabric is not see-through for going commando if you so choose, but it has just the right amount of masculine reveal to lose eye contact from those around you and make you feel SAF
- Metal eyelets, or a single double-stitch reinforced center opening (on most 2-color mesh shorts) in the comfortable waistband with removable metal-tipped drawstring; matching or throwback sporty contrast piping
- Cool in summer, warm in cooler weather, and quickly air-dries after workout or poolside time
- Don’t panic: You might forget you’re wearing shorts at all
- No pockets; but plenty of room inside
Our original, pocket-less design is back!
Extremely limited quantity available! Original description is below…you know, for that authentic posterity feel. 😉
These are your next favorite pair of shorts
Sure you could wear our WOOF COMMANDO Mesh Athletic Shorts with briefs or a jock just the same, but why? You’ll be hard-pressed not to freeball once you try these on! Our COMMANDO Mesh Athletic Shorts are damn near perfect for a run, lounging around the house, hangin’ with your buds, swingin’ it at the club, or sharing your religion by the pool.