WOOF Holographic™ Technology
Unleash the Kraken! In another world’s first for men’s shorts these shorts will, in certain light, appear to be see-through – but they are absolutely not. It’s based on a concept similar to the pin toy you may remember above. We made the inside second layer of our Nylon-Spandex Mesh with unique hole-spacing a lighter, contrasting color. The unique contours of your package will push the lighter color closer to the holes on the outer darker layer – and voila! A virtual replica of what you’re packin’ appears (and swings!) to those lucky folks around you.
Commando Mesh™ Training Shorts Features
- These shorts feature our newest Commando Holographic™ Technology that makes the unique contours of your package push the lighter color inner mesh layer closer to the holes on the outer darker layer, producing a noticeable “holographic” replica image of what you’re packin’ ??
- Our proprietary nylon-spandex moisture wicking mesh stretches and moves with you like no other shorts, reduces chafing and, quite honestly, makes this the most comfortable pair of shorts in the world!
- Choose your fit: order your regular gym short size for a standard, looser mesh fit; size it down for a more flattering attention-getting fit to show off the goods!
- Two side vertically-aligned Phone Fit Pockets™ are designed to hold your phone or wallet more upright while standing, without them flopping around or looking…um, weird
- Liner-free; the double-layer fabric is not see-through for going commando if you so choose, but it has just the right amount of masculine reveal to lose eye contact from those around you and make you feel SAF
- Single metal eyelet in the comfortable waistband with removable metal-tipped drawstring and optional spring-loaded cord lock if you prefer not to tie it
- Cool in summer, warm in cooler weather, and quickly air-dries after workout or poolside time
Introducing Our Newest Generation of Comfort, Style & Function
Meanwhile, back at the lab our WOOFologists were tasked with yet another challenge. How can we make a new pair of shorts that combine the best features of both our previous models? Our most advanced shorts ever made, WOOF Commando Mesh™ Gym Shorts are packed with features & comfort you won’t find together in one pair of shorts anywhere else in the world! Yeah we know, pretty bold claim – but hear us out ok? ?
Featuring Phone Fit Pockets™
Two side Phone Fit Pockets™ are designed perfectly vertical (not curved) to hold your phone or wallet more upright and flat against the side of your thigh, without them flopping around or looking…um, weird. Our pockets are sewn in between the two micro-mesh layers – so you don’t feel the contents so much against your skin. And just in case a key or something sharp were to poke a hole in one of the pockets, all of it’s contents are still secure inside the shorts held in by the bottom piping. And now, each pocket can be easily secured with durable rubber-tipped zippers!
Confident & Comfortable Style
Our Commando Mesh™ Gym Shorts have an extra inch of length than our Training Shorts (while being an inch shorter than our Performance Shorts), a tapered fit, and just the right amount of length, with two side stripes and a seamless horizontal leg cuff. These shorts have a more casual feel that will look awesome whether you’re at the gym, at the bar, or out living your life. And the drawstring elastic waist holds them right where you want them to be, while the zipped pockets holds your stuff where you need it to be.
joshmkern (verified owner) –
These are so comfy and I love the way they make my junk stand out!
seanlets (verified owner) –
I am so happy I purchased these shorts. I am in the process of working on my health/physique, and these are my “goal” and “reward” shorts. VERY comfortable. The fabric is thick and durable, but surprisingly light and easy to move in. And they make my booty look nice! I’ll be buying more for sure.
mwforry –
Super comfy. Slightly naughty! Great shorts!
roger.l.smith (verified owner) –
I absolutely love how these look and feel on my hips. The color is true to the picture and cannot ask for a better quality. Bravo!
jglassiter (verified owner) –
These short have a little weight to them but still very showy with your package. The color is more black and yellow than the green and yellow that webpage makes them look. No zipper on the pockets.
maxthor007 (verified owner) –
The holographic effect is very cool! Along with the amazing comfort, these shorts stand out!
beaubear (verified owner) –
As a bigger bear of guy I’m always looking for something that’s both comfortable and makes me look and feel great! These are the shorts for you my guys I promise you won’t be let down. I’ve already purchased more pairs of these. Big plus is the commando jock you can buy makes these bad boys turn from a 10 to an 11 the confidence and looks you’ll be getting is great.
st00ie (verified owner) –
Love the cool holographic touch. Great bling for the gym. Super comfy. Perfect form fitting. Comfier than boxer shorts . Much love
Nathan Berger (verified owner) –
These shorts are crazy soft, super comfy, and insanely sexy. Just putting them on makes you feel sexy, even if you’re just walking around the house. And people definitely notice the outline! Even if you’re not normally a “shower”, you’re gonna get looks.
scott-online (verified owner) –
Just got my new holographic training short. Just like the other mesh shorts, they fit great, feel great and look great!!
I’ve been wearing all my other Commando shorts and tanks everyday for almost a year now being stuck at home. I cannot say enough about how great I feel in them and so comfortable. I was skeptical at first about the “holographic” but I get it now and love the “enhanced” look they provide. Its fun for the ego and really they do look great. And now as the weather gets warmer, looking forward to wearing them out and about for long walks! Kudo’s COMMANDO!
m.lewis47 (verified owner) –
Shorts are extremely soft to the touch, feel amazing on you junk and boy do they show off what you packing. You want the eyes of everyone get a pair of these.
Gio (verified owner) –
I slid these on for the first time and was blown away with how soft and breathable these shorts were. They’re light and they allow the full freedom of going commando! The illusion that these shorts give off is very pronounced so if you like showing off a little or a lot these are for you! Highly recommend these shorts for any activity!