Mesh Training Shorts Sizing


Sizing tips! Our Training Shorts are generously sized, not under-sized.

  • For a looser, standard casual fit, order your 'mainstream brand' size, (Adidas, Champion, Puma, etc.)
  • But for a more fitted, sexier fit to show off some or all the assets we recommend to ORDER A SIZE DOWN!

These shorts are sized for "real guys" and the sizes are most similar to other premium quality, mainstream brands you know and love.

All dimensions in the table below are given in inches. These are actual measurements of the item itself. In deciding which size is for you we recommending pulling out your "go-to" similar garments, and laying them flat on your bed to measure them against these and see what matches up!


Size Chart

US SizeWaist StretchLengthInseam
XS24-28103.5
S28-3210.53.75
M32-36114
L36-4011.54.25
XL+40-44124.5
2XL44-4812.54.75
3XL48-52135

Please note that small deviations from this chart up to about 0.5" are normal due to our handmade production process. We have our robots doing more menial tasks like preparing us fresh Arnold Palmers and making sure we don't miss the next Rick & Morty.

WOOF Holographic Mesh™ Training Shorts “Sun Devils” (FINAL SALE!)

$75.00

<strong>Unleash the Kraken! In another world’s first for men’s shorts </strong>these shorts will, in certain light, appear to be see-through – but they are absolutely not. We made the inside second layer of our Nylon-Spandex Mesh with unique hole-spacing a lighter, contrasting color. The unique contours of your package will push the lighter color closer to the holes on the outer darker layer – and voila! <strong>A virtual replica of what you’re packin’ appears (and swings) to those lucky folks around you that will quickly become dickmotized!</strong>

Mesh Training Shorts Sizing


Sizing tips! Our Training Shorts are generously sized, not under-sized.

  • For a looser, standard casual fit, order your 'mainstream brand' size, (Adidas, Champion, Puma, etc.)
  • But for a more fitted, sexier fit to show off some or all the assets we recommend to ORDER A SIZE DOWN!

These shorts are sized for "real guys" and the sizes are most similar to other premium quality, mainstream brands you know and love.

All dimensions in the table below are given in inches. These are actual measurements of the item itself. In deciding which size is for you we recommending pulling out your "go-to" similar garments, and laying them flat on your bed to measure them against these and see what matches up!


Size Chart

US SizeWaist StretchLengthInseam
XS24-28103.5
S28-3210.53.75
M32-36114
L36-4011.54.25
XL+40-44124.5
2XL44-4812.54.75
3XL48-52135

Please note that small deviations from this chart up to about 0.5" are normal due to our handmade production process. We have our robots doing more menial tasks like preparing us fresh Arnold Palmers and making sure we don't miss the next Rick & Morty.