
Commando Holographic™ Technology
Another world’s first! These shorts will, in certain light, appear to be see-through – but they are absolutely not. What we did was make the inside second layer of our Nylon-Spandex Mesh with unique hole-spacing a lighter, contrasting color. So in some respects similar to that Pin Art toy you’ve no doubt seen or owned, the unique contours of your package will push the lighter color closer to the holes on the outer darker layer – and voila! A virtual replica of what you’re packin’ appears (and swings!) to those lucky girls and guys around you. ?
Pair these with our new Commando Reversible Push-Up Jocks and expect an attention-robbery mic drop wherever you are…?
Unique Antimicrobial Nylon-Spandex Mesh and Zippered Pockets make our Commando Gym Shorts the most comfortable & functional athletic shorts in the world! Featuring a flattering tapered fit with just the right amount of length, two side stripes and a seamless horizontal leg cuff. And the drawstring elastic waist holds them right where you want them to be, while the zippered pockets holds your stuff where you need it to be with a unique phone-shaped pocket that keeps things flat against your thigh and not flopping around.
Commando Mesh™ Gym Shorts Features
- These shorts feature our newest Commando Holographic™ Technology that makes the unique contours of your package push the lighter color inner mesh layer closer to the holes on the outer darker layer, producing a noticeable “holographic” replica image of what you’re packin’ ??
- Our proprietary nylon-spandex moisture wicking mesh stretches and moves with you like no other shorts, reduces chafing and, quite honestly, makes this the most comfortable pair of shorts in the world!
- Choose your fit: order your regular gym short size for a standard, looser mesh fit; size it down for a more flattering attention-getting fit to show off the goods!
- Two side ZIPPERED vertically-aligned Phone Fit Pockets™ are designed to hold your phone or wallet more upright while standing, without them flopping around or looking…um, weird
- Liner-free; the double-layer fabric is not see-through for going commando if you so choose, but it has just the right amount of masculine reveal to lose eye contact from those around you and make you feel SAF
- Metal eyelets, or a single double-stitch reinforced center opening (on most 2-color mesh shorts) in the comfortable waistband with removable metal-tipped drawstring; matching or throwback sporty contrast piping
- Cool in summer, warm in cooler weather, and quickly air-dries after workout or poolside time
Introducing Our Newest Generation of Comfort, Style & Function
Meanwhile, back at the lab our WOOFologists were tasked with yet another challenge. How can we make a new pair of shorts that combine the best features of both our previous models? Our most advanced shorts ever made, WOOF Commando Mesh™ Gym Shorts are packed with features & comfort you won’t find together in one pair of shorts anywhere else in the world! Yeah we know, pretty bold claim – but hear us out ok? ?
Featuring Securely Zipped Phone Fit Pockets™
Two side Phone Fit Pockets™ are designed perfectly vertical (not curved) to hold your phone or wallet more upright and flat against the side of your thigh, without them flopping around or looking…um, weird. Our pockets are sewn in between the two micro-mesh layers – so you don’t feel the contents so much against your skin. And just in case a key or something sharp were to poke a hole in one of the pockets, all of it’s contents are still secure inside the shorts held in by the bottom piping. And now, each pocket can be easily secured with durable rubber-tipped zippers!
Confident & Comfortable Style
Our Commando Mesh™ Gym Shorts have an extra inch of length than our Training Shorts (while being an inch shorter than our Performance Shorts), a tapered fit, and just the right amount of length, with two side stripes and a seamless horizontal leg cuff. These shorts have a more casual feel that will look awesome whether you’re at the gym, at the bar, or out living your life. And the drawstring elastic waist holds them right where you want them to be, while the zipped pockets holds your stuff where you need it to be.
art.liu (verified owner) –
These are just as comfortable as the other Commando training shorts, and the holographic effect really works! The Captain ‘Merica color pairing is striking (blue over red).
eugenedecourcey (verified owner) –
These shorts are out of this world. I have purchased the black and yellow colored mesh gym shorts. I have to wear as I walk or jog as these leave little to the imagination. They show your “true religion” so well that I was bashful at first until I started getting looks. Not bashful anymore. 🙂
k3nt.mich (verified owner) –
These shorts are really good. The mesh feels amazing and high quality. I like the holographic effect, but it is probably more noticable if you get a size that is more snug on you. Overall quality is definitely well above average… but after a few months of use, I do notice a few runnaway threads from the stitching and some wear on the mesh. Nothing dramatic. I still expect to get alot more use out of these. But perhaps because of the price and all of the reviews, I was expecting a little more from the quality of the build, but to be fair, I enjoy wearing these so much I pretty much wear them every day!
The only other thing is that I wish they were a tad longer. They are a bit short for me. I’m on the slim side & the legs on the small size could actually be a bit more snug, but XS would be even shorter. The listed measurements are accurate tho, so I knew this would be the case. I just wish there was more length variety.
Otherwise. Love these shorts! I will definitely be buying more, especially if more designs come out!
furrybiker (verified owner) –
What can I say – they bring me attention whenever I wear them. In a good way…
Don Oberholzer (verified owner) –
I need more colors of these gym shorts!! They are absolutely the most comfortable gym shorts I own and love them with the Photoshopped tanks which are equally as comfortable!!
Dan Dreger (verified owner) –
Pictures don’t lie, but I was still thoroughly impressed. Wow!
Dan Dreger (verified owner) –
You can totally see that junk! Amazing!
Dan Dreger (verified owner) –
It’s real, baby! Mmmmmhhmmm!
John Owens (verified owner) –
I LOVE these shorts. They are so soft and lightweight, it feels like I’m walking around nude, and if the lighting is just right, I look kind of nude, too. EVERYONE’S eyes will drop to your package if you are wearing these in public. No one passes me in the park without locking eyes on crotch.
Calvin Ki (verified owner) –
Just when you think they have done everything they can to a pair of shorts. Here come the Holographic shorts; I am afraid to get arrested wearing these out on the street of NYC. : )