These Original Eye-Contact Eliminators™ are the world’s lightest and most comfortable running, lifting, lounging, hanging, beaching, swimming…anything shorts! They’re made from a unique silky-smooth but durable anti-microbial, moisture-wicking, nylon-spandex mesh that’ll set your boys free in comfort nirvana. These shorts are damn near perfect for any situation where liberation is a must, and package-enhancing attention grabbing is a plus!
COMMANDO Mesh™ Athletic Shorts Features
- Our proprietary nylon-spandex moisture wicking mesh stretches and moves with you like no other shorts, reduces chafing and, quite honestly, makes this the most comfortable pair of shorts in the world!
- Choose your fit: order your regular gym short size for a standard, looser mesh fit; size it down for a more flattering attention-getting fit to show off the goods!
- Liner-free; the double-layer fabric is not see-through for going commando if you so choose, but it has just the right amount of masculine reveal to lose eye contact from those around you and make you feel SAF
- Metal eyelets, or a single double-stitch reinforced center opening (on most 2-color mesh shorts) in the comfortable waistband with removable metal-tipped drawstring; matching or throwback sporty contrast piping
- Cool in summer, warm in cooler weather, and quickly air-dries after workout or poolside time
- Don’t panic: You might forget you’re wearing shorts at all
- No pockets; but plenty of room inside
Our original, pocket-less design is back!
Extremely limited quantity available! Original description is below…you know, for that authentic posterity feel. 😉
These are your next favorite pair of shorts
Sure you could wear our WOOF COMMANDO Mesh Athletic Shorts with briefs or a jock just the same, but why? You’ll be hard-pressed not to freeball once you try these on! Our COMMANDO Mesh Athletic Shorts are damn near perfect for a run, lounging around the house, hangin’ with your buds, swingin’ it at the club, or sharing your religion by the pool.
Ryan H. (verified owner) –
Love these shorts. Super comfy. Just the right amount of reveal. Can’t wait to try other products!!
Luis T. (verified owner) –
Love these shorts! First saw them advertised on Instagram, but it wasn’t until I saw them on a dude at the gym that I knew I had to buy a pair! His package looked huge, it was completely on display, definitely eliminating eye contact, I could not take my eyes off his bulge! Well when my shorts arrived I was not disappointed, they are very comfortable, they make you want to go commando in them all the time! The cut/design of these shorts makes it so they hug your contours, which means they put your ass nicely on display as well as cradle your manhood for a very sexy look, I received a lot of compliments at the gym! They are great for leg day, they are short enough to show off the quads at all times, and have the stretch and softness required for deep ass to grass squats, lunges, deadlifts, etc. Kudos on making a pocketless version, I think pockets are annoying and just get in the way, “they distract from my natural bulge” lol. And during a workout I definitely don’t want anything in my pockets, so no pockets is a huge plus for me.
Nicholas P. (verified owner) –
Love these shorts! I have these in several colors and am buying more. I get compliments on these shorts all the time where ever I wear them. Trip to the grocery store, the gym, or just running to grab the mail…there is always someone complimenting these shorts. Granted little eye contact is made with me as the compliments are being given…which only makes things … harder; and then even more fun.
kent b. (verified owner) –
I live the fit and feel of these went commando and the gym and it felt great
Eric M. (verified owner) –
One of the most comfortable pairs of shorts I’ve ever worn. Love the feel of them and they fit perfectly!
James S. (verified owner) –
These shorts are super comfortable and exceeded my expectations. I can’t wait to wear them to the gym or the beach!
Joseph C. (verified owner) –
I absolutely love these shorts. If I could only wear one thing for the rest of my life, it would be these shorts. They are just that comfortable. They are so silky and soft, and they accentuate all the right parts: & .
Kenneth T. (verified owner) –
Great sexy color in all navy. I love that you brought the pocketless shorts back, cause we got to show more of what we got!!! Perfect length on these shorts and they’re always so smooth and silky against my skin. Would love to see more color, burnt orange perhaps? You know us Texas boys love the Burnt Orange!!!!!