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COMMANDO Mesh™ Training & Athletic Shorts Sizing
Sizing tips! Our Training and pocketless shorts are generously sized, not under-sized.
😇For a looser, standard casual fit, order your 'mainstream brand' size, (Adidas, Champion, Puma, etc.)
😈But for a more fitted, sexier fit to show off some or all the assets we recommend to ORDER A SIZE DOWN!
These shorts are sized for "real guys" and the sizes are most similar to other premium quality, mainstream brands you know and love.
All dimensions in the table below are given in inches. These are actual measurements of the item itself. In deciding which size is for you we recommending pulling out your "go-to" similar garments, and laying them flat on your bed to measure them against these and see what matches up!
Size Chart
| US Size | Waist Stretch | Length | Inseam |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 24-28 | 10 | 3.5 |
| S | 28-32 | 10.5 | 3.75 |
| M | 32-36 | 11 | 4 |
| L | 36-40 | 11.5 | 4.25 |
| XL+ | 40-44 | 12 | 4.5 |
| 2XL | 44-48 | 12.5 | 4.75 |
| 3XL | 48-52 | 13 | 5 |
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COMMANDO Athletic Shorts (Royal Blue)
🇺🇸 Norberto from San Diego, Victor from Salt Lake City & 3 others bought this item recently.
$48.00 $33.60
FINAL SALE ON THIS ITEM and on all sale and clearance items!
These Original Eye-Contact Eliminators™ are the world’s lightest and most comfortable running, lifting, lounging, hanging, beaching, swimming…anything shorts! They’re made from a unique silky-smooth but durable anti-microbial, moisture-wicking, nylon-spandex mesh that’ll set your boys free in comfort nirvana. These shorts are damn near perfect for any situation where liberation is a must, and package-enhancing attention grabbing is a plus!
COMMANDO Mesh™ Athletic Shorts Features
- Our proprietary nylon-spandex moisture wicking mesh stretches and moves with you like no other shorts, reduces chafing and, quite honestly, makes this the most comfortable pair of shorts in the world!
- Choose your fit: order your regular gym short size for a standard, looser mesh fit; size it down for a more flattering attention-getting fit to show off the goods!
- Liner-free; the double-layer fabric is not see-through for going commando if you so choose, but it has just the right amount of masculine reveal to lose eye contact from those around you and make you feel SAF
- Metal eyelets, or a single double-stitch reinforced center opening (on most 2-color mesh shorts) in the comfortable waistband with removable metal-tipped drawstring; matching or throwback sporty contrast piping
- Cool in summer, warm in cooler weather, and quickly air-dries after workout or poolside time
- Don’t panic: You might forget you’re wearing shorts at all
- No pockets; but plenty of room inside
Our original, pocket-less design is back!
Extremely limited quantity available! Original description is below…you know, for that authentic posterity feel. 😉
These are your next favorite pair of shorts
Sure you could wear our WOOF COMMANDO Mesh Athletic Shorts with briefs or a jock just the same, but why? You’ll be hard-pressed not to freeball once you try these on! Our COMMANDO Mesh Athletic Shorts are damn near perfect for a run, lounging around the house, hangin’ with your buds, swingin’ it at the club, or sharing your religion by the pool.
12 reviews for COMMANDO Athletic Shorts (Royal Blue)
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COMMANDO Mesh™ Training & Athletic Shorts Sizing
Sizing tips! Our Training and pocketless shorts are generously sized, not under-sized.
😇For a looser, standard casual fit, order your 'mainstream brand' size, (Adidas, Champion, Puma, etc.)
😈But for a more fitted, sexier fit to show off some or all the assets we recommend to ORDER A SIZE DOWN!
These shorts are sized for "real guys" and the sizes are most similar to other premium quality, mainstream brands you know and love.
All dimensions in the table below are given in inches. These are actual measurements of the item itself. In deciding which size is for you we recommending pulling out your "go-to" similar garments, and laying them flat on your bed to measure them against these and see what matches up!
Size Chart
| US Size | Waist Stretch | Length | Inseam |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 24-28 | 10 | 3.5 |
| S | 28-32 | 10.5 | 3.75 |
| M | 32-36 | 11 | 4 |
| L | 36-40 | 11.5 | 4.25 |
| XL+ | 40-44 | 12 | 4.5 |
| 2XL | 44-48 | 12.5 | 4.75 |
| 3XL | 48-52 | 13 | 5 |
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William L. (verified owner) –
I was surprised that these messed shorts surpassed my expectations. So soft & comfortable at the gym that you almost feel like you have nothing on. I ordered a size smaller (xs) than my usual size (s) as recommended & they fit me perfectly. No regrets.
Richard J. (verified owner) –
Yes!
. (verified owner) –
Seriously! Okay, so I’m a big fan of brands that show off my THUNDAH THIGHS (lol) and Woof has done more than just that – they (literally) made me wanna woof at myself. I thought the photos were a joke and that there’s no way a pair of shorts made me look like I’m smuggling a sausage through airport security (and they sure do!)… yep, I was wrong. These shorts are not only incredibly (dare I say “insanely”?) comfortable and best of all – they stretch!
My only request is that I wish they were just a liiiiiiiitle bit shorter, but I’m happy with ’em. If you’re even slightly unsure or if the $50 price point is too much, trust me – you won’t be disappointed! I can’t wait to get the pants and package booster!
Lucas L. (verified owner) –
This is my first time buying gym shorts from Woof, but I had already bought dressier shorts which were amazing, so I figured the gym shorts would be worth the investment. And I was right! Fantastic shorts, worth every penny. The fit is flawless, very flattering to my body, and just the right amount of slutty for the gym (and I’m really not one to dress sluttily). Finally, even though I’m not a “go commando” guy, it is totally worth doing it for these shorts. I’m slowly migrating my entire shorts wardrobe (both dressy and gym) to Woof stuff, because it’s all so good.
Craig G. (verified owner) –
The fabric is so lightweight and comfortable and the royal blue seems to get extra attention in the gym.
Johnson H. (verified owner) –
I bought these in this blue color, black, and red and this color is probably the one that stands out the most to me. I bought all of them in a small and I like that they’re fitted so it looks fine as regular shorts. I should’ve bought at least one in an XS just to see how snug they fit, but I didn’t want to risk it being too tight or uncomfortable around the waist, so I ended up just getting all three in a size small, which at the end of the day, fits perfectly for my workouts or to just wear normally.
Marc A. (verified owner) –
I’ve worn them non-stop for two days. They are so comfortable – it feels like I’m wearing nothing. Cute, stretchy, comfortable. I want several more pairs.
Matt S. (verified owner) –
These shorts are soooo soft! I wear them with or without boxers and they’re great for lounging around or being active.
Tim L. (verified owner) –
I have purchased many mesh shorts, but these are the most comfortable. The fabric feels so smooth while working out commando and shows off my assets fully. The color is bright blue and tight both front and back. You’ll get many eyes searching your body. Which is a compliment and turn on.
William H. (verified owner) –
Perfect for any function gym pool wearing around the house running around working out
Phillip R. (verified owner) –
These were the first pair of athletic shorts that I bought, and I absolutely love them. They are soft, they fit so great to my assets, and they are incredibly comfortable. Will buy another pair in the near future!
Patrick M. (verified owner) –
THESE SHORTS FEEL SO GOOD WHEN I GO JOGGING COMMANDO OF COURSE. HAVE GOTTEN SO GREAT LOOKS WHEN I DO . THANKS JUST LOVE THEM.