Why I made these
Like many of you, I will freely admit I am definitely NOT a speedo guy lol. Maybe if I were in Spain, Mykonos or one of those places that everyone is always going and I hate them for it, when will I get a vacation? Haha. But I don't have the body shape for it, nor do I think it's a good look on most guys.
But I dislike even more those common scratchy, too long, weird pinchy liner trunks. And I mean come on, nearly as bad as speedos, they obscure any semblance of male anatomy (I'm talking vpl!) that gets attention from the guys and girls.And so the Anywear™ (see what I did there?) shorts and trunks were born. Wear them to the gym, around the house, running errands (the Trunks have zipped pockets!), or swimming & walking by the pool. Flattering for any body shape, versatile material for land or sea...and yes, I promise you'll get all sorts of looks from the girls and guys. You can choose who to look back at, just flaunt it boys!
COMMANDO AnyWear™ Shorts Features
- Our proprietary Nylon-Spandex sheer material will feel as weightless as being naked from the waist down while drawing (just slightly) less attention
- Single-layer fabric is not see-through for going commando if you so choose, but it has just the right amount of masculine reveal to lose all eye-contact from those around you and skyrocket your confidence
- Feels breezy & cool and quickly air-dries after being in the water, gym or sun
- Flattering & enhancing effect on all body types
- Don't panic: You WILL forget you're wearing shorts at all!
- Side pockets & elastic waist
Swim, Gym, Sun, Lounge & Sleep
Designed for anything, anywhere! Our newest and most advanced design ever, consider this your "Swiss Army Knife" of COMMANDO Shorts. Made from an advanced Nylon-Spandex sheer material, these babies are lighter than air but hold up to any activity on land or sea.
The world's first multi-purpose shorts designed for us freeballers
Let's face it...all that "lower-half" clothing for men is still being made under the dated concept of wearing it over underwear. And each year it seems like fancier and more expensive briefs, boxers and boxer-briefs are being thrown at us that literally nobody will ever see.
So after a good half-century of laundry and bathing, we came around and decided it's finally time to introduce the world's first brand to focus equally on "interior cabin" comfort and exterior enhancement of athletic and casual digs for guys who prefer going COMMANDO.
?️Our 30-Day Guarantee: These are the most comfortable, attention-stealing basketball shorts you've ever worn (and wish you had years ago) or your money back!